Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it fens name] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. In return i want to wish all of you a merry christchristmas. I say it that way, so if the atheists try to take the christ out of christmas, theres still one left. [ laughter ] and as you can see, my set is fully decked for the season. Ive got my historicallyaccurate nativity scene featuring mary, joseph, frosty, and the abominable snowman. [ laughter ] i didnt include Optimus Prime because he does not appear in the king james version. [ laughter ] and instead of the baby jesus in the cradle, i have my book american again rebecoming the greatness we never werent. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] folks, i want you to know unlike jesus, with my book, you wont ha
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