selame turned to crime to support her latest drug addiction. i saw a brand-new jeep in the middle of a parking lot at 2:00 in the morning with the window half open like that. i mean, come on. are you kidding me? this is the worst thing for a criminal. inside the jeep selame found a credit card and an i.d. turned out to be she was a probation officer. i was like, hmm, i m going to keep it anyway, you know, [ bleep ] selame says she used the credit card to buy a pack of cigarettes and a cup of coffee and then stole from more cars. came out with a light, gps, a couple of digital cameras, a couple of nice chanel glasses and a couple of checks. but her crime spree came to an end that same evening when she was stopped by police. now selame is awaiting trial on these latest charges. on the bright side, her cancer is in remission. losing my hair was the most devastating thing, but look at how good i walk it now, so, you know, it s all good.
with these new clear mattresses, we re able to see if they re hiding anything inside. if there is a rip in the mattress, we would further investigate, but there s no rip. we re also going to take all the paper bags, especially the ones that are folded. they seem to hide things in the seams. so it s better to just take them. selame denies putting the drugs in the bag and says she was just trying to share some of her leftover lunch. i give her the bag. i put two milks and four pieces of bread, and two jolly ranchers. i took that chance, and i passed it through, and they caught me. i thought, okay. they re going to go in the garbage. everything s going to be good. we re both going to get a write-up. i even raised my hand, and i said, i ll take the write-up, it was my fault, but now there s a seroquel situation? okay. i don t know. okay. so just minimal contraband was found. there s no more narcotics, so we re just going to take care of the paperwork and reclassify those two susp
yeah. i leave that for god and just to relax and just not do work, and the drug usually takes over. and here you go. he s trying to teach me something somehow. selame was sentenced to 4 1/2 years and says when she got out, she stayed clean and even opened her own sandwich job. then she was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. after all that, i thought, wow, you got cancer, you re going to you might be dead in three months. [ bleep ] give me a pipe. i felt angry at god. i gave myself to god for ten years. like i actually stayed with the same woman for like six years before i started cheating on her. really? i mean that s pretty good. i felt like i got traded, like like i felt like i got a slap in my face. god.
selame has also found her latest love interest. the only problem is that lindsey blaine is in the housing unit next door. we re not in the same sector, but before we were in the same sector before same day room actually, but now we communicate through the window. as soon as i rolled in here, i liked her. you know how you meet people and you automatically know whether you like them or not? you know what i mean? she s interesting. blaine s also in jail on drug possession charges. she has pled not guilty but admitted to us that she used to shoplift lingeree in which she would sell in order to support a meth habit. she has found the jail s version of lingerie is considerably less stylish. i would rather not wear underwear than have to wear these, you know. that hurts. it hurts. but even jail attire can t extinguish the flames of passion. we write back and forth. her letters are kind of cool.
there s been some good news for mona selame as well. she had recently been accused of passing prescription drugs to another inmate but now has been cleared. the report was written for a major violation for the other inmate for the possession of the seroquel, and selame was not given any discipline. but in years past, drugs have wreaked havoc in selame s life. her first sentence was 12 years earlier for dealing drugs. they got a pound of methamphetamine, like two ounces of chronic at that time, and it was on sunday. it was my bad. i never worked on sunday. but here you go, money and greed got me getting off my ass and going, delivering a pound. it was $20,000 i couldn t resist. but i never worked on sunday, and here i go getting wasted on sunday again. why do you never work on sunday? because i do believe in him actually.