might help his chances add a vp choice for romney? i identified with him because you may have noticed he was holding an ice cream cone. don t mess with someone when they are eating an ice cream cone in july. you do only have 90 seconds to eat it. that is a good point. at what point i love chris chris stey. chris christie. is now becoming a schtick? first of all, the ice cream explains a lot. the guy is like, come on! keep walking, buddy. what is he going to do? start a fist fight on a boardwalk? were both yelling keep walking or just one? the keep walking thing, that s when it when it gets to that point you have to fight. keep walking and you have to stop walking. jay that s the guy you want in the white house. that s the guy you want representing your country, isn t it? keep walking, russia, that s right.
into a tube and that scares me. how many got into a tube? three. first of all, don t look at my sheet. if i want tosh dash if i want to be in something with the air sucked out of it i will climb that victor s brain. come on, up top. are you going to do the great line? i hate all of you. jay do we have time for the last topic? they are bummed in alaska after an evil hoax lead the town to believe they were getting a taco bell. fliers were out announcing it would happen before july 4th and offer employ meant. but it was a sick, sick, sick joke. i don t know what is harder. the dreemsz the dreams of having a tau whoa bell were crushed or they dreamed of having taco bell. they will be so sad if
the first time i have ever gotten a gold star at half time. you did a great job. i am so proud of you. you were talking about this obama amnesty thing, i was not clear how you feel about it. i have ichs mixed feelings i have mixed feelings. i think the idea of deporting them, and i feel like punishing children for something they didn t do wrong is a problem. on the other hand i am not thrilled he did it via executive order. i think it is supposed to be more of a legislative process to make a decision like this. the 4 thenth the 14th amendment says if the baby is born here he is a citizen. he was talking about older kids. jay he was talking about children that were not born here, but maybe came as kids. wanted to make sure that was clear. and we have 15 million already? yes. let s bring in another 800,000. you are not bringing them in. they are here. let s keep another
pick one of those two and answer it. i will go with the first one. we see this all the time. republicans always say oh we need boardser security. if they try to pass the border security the democrats say, we need other immigration policies. i don t understand why they can t get together and pass them at the same time. pass new immigration laws. the problem is you see this all the time. i have done countless stories on immigrants who come here and commit crimes. they kill three people in drunk driving accidents, and yet they are still here. and there is a hard working person who comes here. they have always paid their taxes and obeyed the law and they are the ones who get deported. at some point the priorities are shifted. we need to tighten the border. get it together, people. jay and in this case the idea of the and in this case the idea of the policy, the idea of the policy is you are talking about kids who were brought here by their parents. right. they didn t sneak over the
out on the first date? not dumped them, per say. they just didn t go on more dates with them because they didn t see it leading to a relationship. jay so they were disappointed in these women? jay i don t think so. i just don t think they saw them as girlfriend material. my argument is those guys were not looking for girlfriends anyway. so they went on a date. they slept with a girl. they went on the date to get laid. they got laid, job done, see you later. that makes a little more sense. i will let you go on that one. paul, can we talk to paul? i noticed you jump to loveless marriage and then you say who would want to stay over. where did you get this cynical view of women and sex and romance? my whole [bleep] life. simple question, simple answer. i know we are short on time so i wanted to be sussinct. are you married? not after this show. guys get into relationships and women get into