Hi. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know whats going on. But right before i came out, you know, right before the show theres a guy who goes like like right as the theme goes and dicky announces me this guys like go out. As if i havent done this 14,000 times. But there was a big blob glob of something in my hair. I dont know what the hell it was. And i just pulled it and its gross. And i dont know what it was. Did you leave some of your hair gel back there . Guillermo i think it was the station manager. Jimmy was he wearing a lot of hair gel . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy how would he have gotten it onto my head . Guillermo because he say go and then he touch your head. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what it was. Thank you for clearing that up, guillermo. I tell you something. Its a beautiful summer day here in l. A. And suddenly i was on google searching ways to survive a nuclear attack. [ laughter ] fyi, there are no ways, it turn
Im glad youre here. Im glad im here. Being on the west coast of the United States is not such a good thing anymore. I woke up this morning like good, okay, were still alive. [ laughter ] is anybody else on edge because of the north korea stuff yesterday . Walking around the house looking for things i could hide under. It was really then i was worrying about this and i came one a theory. And hear me out on this because it made me feel better and maybe it will work for you too. Heres the theory. Maybe kim jong un is just trying to ruin Donald Trumps vacation. [ laughter ] maybe thats whats going on here. Hes playing golf . [ cheers and applause ] lets put a scare into him. What rhymes with bomb . Guam . Okay. [ laughter ] so all night last night everyones on edge about north korea. We have no idea whats next. So this morning at 7 56 a. M. The president tweets my first order as president was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever
Im glad youre here. Im glad im here. Being on the west coast of the United States is not such a good thing anymore. I woke up this morning like good, okay, were still alive. [ laughter ] is anybody else on edge because of the north korea stuff yesterday . Walking around the house looking for things i could hide under. It was really then i was worrying about this and i came one a theory. And hear me out on this because it made me feel better and maybe it will work for you too. Heres the theory. Maybe kim jong un is just trying to ruin Donald Trumps vacation. [ laughter ] maybe thats whats going on here. Hes playing golf . [ cheers and applause ] lets put a scare into him. What rhymes with bomb . Guam . Okay. [ laughter ] so all night last night everyones on edge about north korea. We have no idea whats next. So this morning at 7 56 a. M. The president tweets my first order as president was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever
Im glad im here. Being on the west coast of the United States is not such a good thing anymore. I woke up this morning like good, okay, were still alive. [ laughter ] is anybody else on edge because of the north korea stuff yesterday . Walking around the house looking for things i could hide under. It was really then i was worrying about this and i came up with a theory. And hear me out on this because it made me feel better and maybe it will work for you too. Heres the theory. Maybe kim jong un is just trying to ruin Donald Trumps vacation. [ laughter ] maybe thats whats going on here. Hes playing golf . [ cheers and applause ] lets put a scare into him. What rhymes with bomb . Guam . Okay. [ laughter ] so all night last night everyones on edge about north korea. We have no idea whats next. So this morning at 7 56 a. M. The president tweets my first order as president was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever before, dot dot
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 610 philly county steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh, my goodness. Welcome looking good. Hey, hot crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you made it. Youre here. This is the show to be at. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] what im talkin about. Guys, you know what people are talking about. Of course, President Trump is still settling into the white house. And get this, i read that trumps gold curtains in the oval office are the same ones hillary picked out for bill clinton in 1993. [ light laughter ] so she may not be president , but hillary still figured out a a way to throw some shade. [ laughter and applause ] thats one way to do it. And according to a source close to trump, his staff is trying to get him to watch less tv, which he often does when hes bored. [ light laughter ] trouble for the only president in history who was given an ipad during st