Obviously, i am not jon stewart. My name is jason jones. Jon is out sick tonight with a case of something called the bubonz. Im not sure im pronouncing that right. Its apparently an illness that only effects people from new jersey. He should be back tomorrow, but sent me a picture in the meantime. Im sorry. Thats a photo of me. Thats the moment i found out i had to host the show tonight. But weve got a Great Program tonight. Our guest tonight is actually wyatt cenac. [ applause ] the cenac attack. This is a crazy few days. A week ago, i officially became an american citizen. [ applause ] for those of you who dont know, i was born in canada. I know, what was i thinking. But as an american, i now have the sick red right to participate in elections and to vote. Obviously not next month because bleep . Im geared up to pick a president in 2016. Traditionally, the Vice President gets the next at bat. Give me a little taste of mr. Joe biden. Another verbal faux paux from Vice President joe bi
The cenac attack. This is a crazy few days. A week ago, i officially became an american citizen. [ applause ] for those of you who dont know, i was born in canada. I know, what was i thinking. But as an american, i now have the sick red right to participate in elections and to vote. Obviously not next month because bleep . Im geared up to pick a president in 2016. Traditionally, the Vice President gets the next at bat. Give me a little taste of mr. Joe biden. Another verbal faux paux from Vice President joe biden. Thats fine. It could have been worse. Could have committed a fashion faux paux. I mean seriously, starting a war in a tan suit is just not done. So what did biden say . Yesterday at harvard a student identified himself as the Vice President of the student body. Biden had this to say. Im Vice President of the student body. Thats a bleep i mean [ applause ] i like joe. He speaks his mind. I wasnt in that meeting. But being second in command is a bleep job. Never geting to sit i
Case of something called the bubonz. Im not sure im pronouncing that right. Its apparently an illness that only effects people from new jersey. He should be back tomorrow, but sent me a picture in the meantime. Im sorry. Thats a photo of me. Thats the moment i found out i had to host the show tonight. But weve got a Great Program tonight. Our guest tonight is actually wyatt cenac. [ applause ] the cenac attack. This is a crazy few days. A week ago, i officially became an american citizen. [ applause ] for those of you who dont know, i was born in canada. I know, what was i thinking. But as an american, i now have the sick red right to participate in elections and to vote. Obviously not next month because bleep . Im geared up to pick a president in 2016. Traditionally, the Vice President gets the next at bat. Give me a little taste of mr. Joe biden. Another verbal faux paux from Vice President joe biden. Thats fine. It could have been worse. Could have committed a fashion faux paux. I m
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, ladies and gentlemen. Obviously, i am not jon stewart. My name is jason jones. Jon is out sick tonight with a case of something called the bubonz. Im not sure im pronouncing that right. Its apparently an illness that only effects people from new jersey. He should be back tomorrow, but sent me a picture in the meantime. Im sorry. Thats a photo of me. Thats the moment i found out i had to host the show tonight. But weve got a Great Program tonight. Our guest tonight is actually wyatt cenac. [ applause ] the cenac attack. This is a crazy few days. A week ago, i officially became an american citizen. [ applause ] for those of you who dont know, i was born in canada. I know, what was i thinking. But as an american, i now have the sick red right to participate in elections and to vote. Obviously not next month because bleep . Im geared up to pick a president in 2016. Traditionally, the Vice President gets the next at bat.
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