i told carla your secret, and we re going to help you. we re going to rally everyone in this hospital to stop that board from forcing you out of your job. are you in on this, too, perry? nope. first time hearing it, and i couldn t care less. he ll get there. mm-hmm. august 11th, 2011, from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a show for you tonight. our guest tonight a man name michael wallis, author of a new book called david crockett, that s right, david. (laughter) what mr. crockett preferred and actually he didn t wear a racoon tailed hat, he wore a ca ron pelt chappeau. they gave me the sen ten sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, corn poll edition. the iowa straw poll is, of course,
crockett, that s right, david. (laughter) what mr. crockett preferred and actually he didn t wear a racoon tailed hat, he wore a ca ron pelt chappeau. they gave me the sen ten sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, corn poll edition. the iowa straw poll is, of course, the early august to the very predictive precursor to january s wildly nonpredictive iowa caucus. (laughter) the idea is presidential candidates set up tents. in those tents the candidate offers to pay an individual $30 straw poll entrance fee. in return, the individual promises to cast their vote for said candidate all while both parties pretend this corrupt transaction in no way affects either party s inherent heartland foxiness. it s just good old parked down home country vote buying. (laughter) all the fun of a poll tax with none of the consequences. (laughter) so clearly the key to ining with the
ten sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, corn poll edition. the iowa straw poll is, of course, the early august to the very predictive precursor to january s wildly nonpredictive iowa caucus. (laughter) the idea is presidential candidates set up tents. in those tents the candidate offers to pay an individual $30 straw poll entrance fee. in return, the individual promises to cast their vote for said candidate all while both parties pretend this corrupt transaction in no way affects either party s inherent heartland foxiness. it s just good old parked down home country vote buying. (laughter) all the fun of a poll tax with none of the consequences. (laughter) so clearly the key to ining with the iowa straw poll is not some of having the best platform and message but the most kick-ass tent. and dare i say no one can pitch a tent (laughter) (cheers and applause) like
under believable. you have randy travis, i can t believe you gave randy travis second billing to chairs. we got chairs and randy travis. (laughter) so the pimped out tent-bidding stands at chairs, petting zoo and randy travis. who can top it. i will say that tim pawlenty has mike huckabee performing in a straw poll concert. (laughter) jon: so nobody. (laughter) jon: nobody s got anything else. look, huck a kbee, music from huckabee but it s not a great sign for you when your musical entertainment could probably do better than you in the straw poll in iowa. (laughter) jon: so huckabee has the constituency and if he s throwing his full support behind pawlenty, that is meaningful. former arkansas governor mike huckabee is going to join gospel singer and presidential candidate herman cain on stage at the iowa straw poll in ames this weekend. what? (laughter) jon: huckabee you double booked the ames iowa straw poll? for rick santorum will be there. his tent boasts rick
( cartoon music plays ) who s that neighbor? uh, i m your neighbor, but let me ask you a couple questions. go ahead, shoot. ask away. who lives in this here hole? what hole? that big brown hole. oh, i m inside that hole. got some rangers in there, too. all right, well .0?8 august 11th, 2011, from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a show for you tonight. our guest tonight a man name michael wallis, author of a new book called david crockett, that s right, david. (laughter) what mr. crockett preferred and actually he didn t wear a racoon tailed hat, he wore a ca ron pelt chappeau. they gave me the sen ten sentenced uttered every four years. our top story tonight is in a mark es, eye watch. the iowa straw poll which is the subject of indecision 2012, corn poll edition. the i