Ill take this down to mrs. Roper. Remind mr. Roper about that leaky faucet. Oh, thanks for reminding me. Oh, hi. Hi. Happy unbirthda oh, jack, ive got to talk to you. First i want to tell you about my surprise. Well, jack, this is important. Whats more important than Peter Frampton . Michael winthrop. Whats he recorded . Hes the guy ive been dating, remember . Oh, yeah. Michael the gourmet winthrop. Dont talk about him like that. I happen to like him. And ive invited him here for dinner. Dinner . You planning to send out . No. Hes expecting me to cook. You chrissy, you cant cook. Dont you remember what happened i wanted to make sure that it was thoroughly mixed with the sauce. But you dont do that in a blender. You made us a spaghetti malted. Well, i just thought it would be faster. The correct way is to mix the sauce in a bowl then pour it gently over the spaghetti. See, you just taught me how to make basghetti. Now, if you could give me a few more hints. Cooking is not hints. Cooking
You cant take those undershorts, stanley. Theyre torn. Its not going to be formal, helen. Look, i cant help the hole in your head but youre not leaving here with a hole in your shorts. cause im taking this trip, huh . Mad . Just because you prefer to spend your night looking at some godforsaken piece of desert instead of at me . Desert . You call this property a desert . Look at this. Look. See the hotel . See the Swimming Pool . See the Tennis Courts . Where . Right there where it says artist conception. Its a long way between conception and birth, you know. Why do you have to bring sex into everything . If i dont, who will . Well, it looks like nothing now but thats why you can get it so cheap. You see, thats the trick. You buy low and you wait for it to go up. And suppose it doesnt . You know the trouble with you, helen . Youre afraid to take a risk. I married you, didnt i . I just want to go up there to make some money for us. Oh, come on, stanley, i know you. You want to go up the