here it is 8:58:43, it s out. yes, there it is. see? i give up. i was wrong, young and foolish. now my twitter-cot belongs to the ages. behold, i tweet. i know you were working on that all night. do try to improvise in the future. yeah. do i have to wear a hat while tweeting? a tweet hat? it s recommended. and i don t get a separate device just for tweeting, other than that hand that you described, the tweet hand? no, you can use it on any platform whatsoever. i have to get a platform? you need a platform and a hat. or a mortarboard hat that can serve as a platform. i got that when i got my degree at cornell. there you go. you re already serving your audience. i forgot my standup terminology. the main reason have you to twitter is because maddow is doing it. for a long time. 2,654 followers. that s very quick. isn t that fun to watch? it is. spend the whole next show watching that. like i really need to boost my ego at all. you and me both.