Okay. Good morning everybody, im particularly excited to introduce this event. When we first began discussing the programming, this is the first panel that we thought of and weve been looking forward to it ever since. People have been writing about warfare ever since we had the book. And all our panelists write brilliantly on the topic but each brings a very different perspective. We have a slight change to our published program in their moderator will be sky montgomery from the Camden Institute of the university of missouri. Im grateful to her for stepping in on short notice so join me in welcoming sky, ishmael beah, Gregory Fontenot, Candice Millard and Whitney Terrell. [applause] thank you very much for that warm introduction. As long as human beings have been waging war, they been selling bad stories. Whether its to celebrate the heroic or merely make sense out of the chaos of combat, we can conclude something of the universality of war to the Human Experience from the fact that pl
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What was the real wrecking ball 2013 . Our n tonight a new breakthru in medicine, a pill that doesnt give you a boner. Then america is enveloped in record cold, luckily americans are enveloped in record fat. And my guest author ishmael beah was a child soldier, still better adjusted than a child actor. Happy birthday to north koreas kim jungun, please accept our gift of dennis rodman. No returns. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report, good to have you with us. cheers and applause folks, i tell you, with a welcome like that, was that not a welcome . Thank you. Folks, with that kind of welcome it is almost as if you knows whats coming. Folks, huge news tonight. The president of the United States of new jersey chris christie, is in hot water. Okay, hold on, i just pictured him in a hot tub. Shake it off.