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the preparation h. i didn t know where that was going. thinking something else. neighborhood dispute new dispute in the neighborhood. i m walking rookie down the street and there are a bunch of workers doing whatever they do on the side of the street with the orange traffic cones. i turned around, rookie raised his leg peeing on the orange cone. the worker looks at me dude, i have to pick that cone up. what are you doing? and then the other worker recognized me and said that s watters, leave him alone. so the question is will should you let dogs pee on traffic cones? no. jesse: yes or no the guys do have to touch them then again it s a traffic cone. let s let instagram decide. watch prime time tonight we have gutfeld and he changed my rundown multiple times so who knows what we are going to be talking about that s on at 7:00. greg: yes. all right, dana? dana: so there is a big ratings race on saturday nights
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ding, ding. you watch the show? no, but when i do, i m taken with it. an irish cop back there. what is the favorite part of the show? watters world? i don t know that i watch it enough to know what watters world is. i m watters. oh, my gosh. my two favorite parts, norah o donnell, she hates me. apparently too. it s by extension that she hates you. what did you do to her? never, ever, ever had any i don t even think i had a conversation with her. but that was funny, and psy, the dopey guy from korea, he absolutely ripped off chubby checker. don t believe it. and then they ushered him off right after the question. 1960-61, chubby checker the