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a jersey worn by the legendary slugger set the record for the most expensive piece of sports memorabilia ever sold. it went for over $5.6 million to an anonymous buyer on saturday at a yankee stadium auction. good guess. a a tucker: not bad, jesse watters. b jersey or the bat. tucker: first three questions of all had correct answers. 2-1 going to question four. here it is.ll nancy pelosi, speaker of the house, has given mitch mcconnell, senate majority leader, a new nickname. it sounds unflattering but mcconnell loves so it much he put it on t-shirts. what is the new nickname? jesse? i think it s the grim reaper. tucker: the grim reaper. is it the grim reaper? that would be hilarious. speaker pelosi has a new nickname for senate majority leader. mitch mcconnell. the grim reaper. got it right!
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