[crowd chanting] stephen welcome to the report everybody. Thank you so for joining us. Thanks, everybody. [crowd cheering] thanks for being here. Thank you. Thank you in here out there all around the world, mr. And mrs. America. I want to thank you folks. I want to thank you folk for joining us on this, on this what i believe is the last day of america. [laughter] this is it, nation. No, no, this is it, date we all feared would come, ever since we were told it would come several months ago has come at last. [laughter] because tonight at 8 00 pm mexican standard time. Generalissimo obama announced his unilateral plan to allow four million Illegal Immigrants to remain in america without fear of deportation. It turns out this whole time weve been building that wall to keep them in. [laughter] [applause] submitted for your approval. [laughter] i do not smoke. [laughter] but folk, the president s speech is at 8 00 tonight. We are taping our show at 7 30, so i dont know one word of what hes
Once again unfortunately, it is a bad day for people in the world who like brilliance. Here it is, your moment of zen. When you relax like on your second date, you know youll never ask me out again but if you did its a different thing then, because you know, this is our first date. Do you know what youre going to say. I know exactly what youre going to say. Youre going to say i wouldnt respect you. I want to tell you right here and now i would respect you like crazy. [laughter] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [crowd cheering] [crowd chanting] stephen welcome to the report everybody. Thank you so for joining us. Thanks, everybody. [crowd cheering] thanks for being here. Thank you. Thank you in here out there all around the world, mr. And mrs. America. I want to thank you folks. I want to thank you folk for joining us on this, on this what i believe is the last day of america. [laughter] this is it, nation. No, no, this is it, date we all feared would come, ever since we were told
Keep them in. [laughter] [applause] submitted for your approval. [laughter] i do not smoke. [laughter] but folk, the president s speech is at 8 00 tonight. We are taping our show at 7 30, so i dont know one word of what hes going to say. But i do know theres only one way to describe it. Its not an executive order, its executive amnesty. The president will prove forward with executive amnesty. Executive amnesty for Illegal Immigrants in this country. Executive amnesty. Executive amnesty. Executive amnesty. Stephen regular amnesty isnt good enough for barrack. My great great grandfather did not come here from ireland to see this country overrun by immigrants. He came here because he killed a guy. I mean what happened to checks and balances served. Theres supposed to be three batches of government. Executive, judicial and spitefl e enertis. The emperor of the United States is going to declare war on the u. S. Constitution. Stephen oh hail barackus maximus. This lawless overreach makes me
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [crowd cheering] [crowd chanting] stephen welcome to the report everybody. Thank you so for joining us. Thanks, everybody. [crowd cheering] thanks for being here. Thank you. Thank you in here out there all around the world, mr. And mrs. America. I want to thank you folks. I want to thank you folk for joining us on this, on this what i believe is the last day of america. [laughter] this is it, nation. No, no, this is it, date we all feared would come, ever since we were told it would come several months ago has come at last. [laughter] because tonight at 8 00 pm mexican standard time. Generalissimo obama announced his unilateral plan to allow four million Illegal Immigrants to remain in america without fear of deportation. It turns out this whole time weve been building that wall to keep them in. [laughter] [applause] submitted for your approval. [laughter] i do not smok
Mr. Mcconnell mr. President . Is. The presiding officer the majority leader. Mr. Mcconnell could we have order. The presiding officer there will be order in the senate. Mr. Mcconnell for the information of all senators, the next vote the presiding officer the senate is in a quorum call. Mr. Mcconnell i ask consent the quorum call be dispensed with. The presiding officer without objection. Mr. Mcconnell for the information of all senators, the next vote will be monday at 5 30 p. M. The democratic leader and i have agreed to announce no more votes tonight. Mr. Wicker i suggest the absence of a quorum. The presiding officer the senator from mississippi. Mr. Wicker mr. President , i suggest the absence of a quorum. The presiding officer the clerk will call the roll. Quorum call quorum call mr. Mcconnell mr. President . The presiding officer the majority leader. Mr. Mcconnell i ask that further proceedings under the quorum call be dispensed with. The presiding officer without objection. Mr.