Feel free to make faces at my photo when you realise I’m writing this from Solar Alvura, a health hotel in Portugal that Dr Eva Orsmond runs yes that Dr Eva, formerly of Operation Transformation. I’m here in the heat with my mum Margaret and we’re having the best time despite this being something I thought I wouldn’t be mad about. I’ve been doing 10km walks in the morning, drinking alcohol-free gin and eating clean.?