greg: break out of your boxes. jesse: i wouldn t be a float, i would be the grand marshal. next question from greg s favorite person on instagram, what s your best funny snow story in new york city? funniest new york city snow story? jedediah: my favorite snow stories all involve me falling. we went sledding and i had the sled upside down. i lost the race big. but i did make great snowman. jesse: better luck next time. juan: it reminds me of when the five went sledding in new hampshire. i think dana won.
would be delighted. greg: we used to go out into the forest and chop down a tree, we love you killing a life for some holiday. actually, i don t have a tree and the reason is it s a mess. i live in an apartment building, all you see are needles and the trees getting really old and every thing falling apart, they bring them out to the street, these tree corpses lying they are getting in snow. also, if you buy a tree on the streets of new york, you don t get squirrels, you get rats. the rats are living in there. juan: you are the grinch. dana: he is our grinch we love him. it s going to be a quick one. have you started christmas shopping or are you going to wait until the last minute? jesse: i m a last-minute guy, adrenaline rush. juan: last minute, i buy one gift. greg: last-minute.
thank you, charles, happy thanksgiving. charles: you can catch me tomorrow on the fox business network, 2:00 p.m. eastern time. we hope you have a great thanksgiving and really appreciate you taking the time to watch the show. buckle up, because the five is next. hello everybody, i m jesse watters. juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld. this is the five. welcome to our thanksgiving fan mail extravaganza, your questions for the entire hour on this very special edition of the five. grab those stretch pants and of the drumstick and let s begin. first question, instagram question. if you were a character, greg, i m on a float in the
that s what i always say. juan: all right, all right. here is an instagram question. what is an item of service you really regret paying for? jesse? jesse: i got the fire stick because i thought i d save money on cable, so i ended up putting the money down for the cable. dana: i m trying to think of something. i don t know, this is a tough question. jesse: do you know what it is? company gym. i paid for the company jim years ago, i have not set foot in it. it s like $6 a week, that s how they get you. 24 times 50, you are talking like $6,000 a year.
jedediah: it s not very good, it s a mushroom tea. it doesn t taste good but it s good for your immune system. it s just an immune investor. booster. i will see myself out. juan: am i the only one that s going to say hot chocolate? dana: i was going to say peppermint hot chocolate. jesse: girl scout cookie. hot chocolate and creme de menthe. it s boozy, you can t feed it to kids. dana: and instagram question, real tree, fake tree, or none at all? jesse: we used to go into the woods and hack it down and bring it back but we brought a squirrel one time, i had to