world turtle day. duh. duh. they got going early in indianapolis on this one. that s where the annual tortoise race was run, the 33rd straight year in conjunction ind 500, of course. only a lot, shall we say, slower. the turtles were decked out in checkered garb and named for indy drivers. eventually, the turtle named marco andretti was the winner. all the turtles enjoyed some fruit when it was all over. wow. how long did the race take? that s what i want to know? first of all, i m sure could you order five beers before the race is over? i m sure the racetrack was from here to like here so we can hurry up and get this thing going. make a day of it. wear some fancy hats, make a day of it. like kentucky derby. coming up, the former pro baseball star facing serious legal hardball. and advice from a famous swimmer as you and the family grab the swimsuits and head for