have you ever seen this much chocolate, at least in the cityo of new york? that s why people are hatinghato on me. the race card officially over, but oh, oh, oh. disney canceled conservative star wars actress gina carano strikes back on prime time. plus, cocaine, hippos. last night, we invited senator lankford on from oklahoma. t he s the republican who coauthored the border bill with democrats who admittedd the border never closes. he said he was in a meeting last night cond he couldn t make it. so we invited him on again tonight becausuldn t make we hat of questions like, why would you spend $20 billion on a border bill that doesn t close the border0 billio ? langford lankford told our team he didn t want to come in tonight to get his skult wan cracked in. he probably doesn t realize i m a pussycat. he wrote the bill. i read the bill. why not tell me how it worksl. read? instead, lankford went on cnnt twice to talk with danona bash and jake tapper, anchors who cov
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delivered all republican delegates to donald trump last night. the former was the only major candidate in the silver states contest. former south carolina governor nikki haley opted to skip the caucuses. she instead took part in tuesday night s no stakes. trump isn t making it a secret that he s ready to be the last candidate standing. i don t know why, she continues. she s a you know, i don t really care if she continues. it s know. i think it s bad for the party. i think it s actually bad for her. mr. trump also notched a win . haley in the us islands caucus for republican gop delegates were at stake there. it was the islands first ranked choice contest. all eyes are now set on the republican primary in south carolina in two weeks. it s nikki haley s home state, but trump has received most establishment documents there. and i m lorne greene. gutfeld starts now. i got back up. yeah. alhapphay thursday. all right. oh, thank you. it s the girl scouts over there . we ll get
of nikki haley. haley s biggest rival, former president trump, wasn t on the ballot. this contest doesn t really count because the delegates will be awarded based on caucus results. that contest will not be held until thursday. haley won t be on the ballot then, but gop frontrunner trump is. if he wins, he stands to collect up to 26 delegates. nevada gop rules prevented candidates from participating in both contests, but eligible voters can vote in both. nikki haley s campaign isn t happy about the situation, saying that s why they didn t devote resources is in the silver state. but we have not spent a dime nor an ounce of energy on nevada. we made the decision early on that we were not going to pay $55,000 to a trump entity that, you know, two participated in a process that was rigged for trump. not unexpectedly, president biden won the democratic. he was on the ballot along with marianne williamson. and then none of these candidates option. the south carolina primary is
the turning point in america is bill, is cruciaa turninl andy will look back on it and say, did america fail itsely did f? e the border bill is finally here. prime time.. read it and we can t stop laughing. i believe the united states has no right to exist. y all are the villains we ve been trying to end. y all get free air. what happens at a woke kindergarten? not a lot of learning. the butterflies, eating my donut. s eating apple goggles have hit the streets. 3500 bucks for a hit of acid. sounds expensive. was it committed a crime? they got out and they gave you the middle finger and started laughing. okay, now you got to g o. yo reading for pleasure expands wash mind, reading for work gets you a promotion. but americans are pinched for time. washingtonws this. knows this. and every year congress spits out legislation gazillions of pages long, then manufacturers a deadline is to to pass it, knowing americans won t read it. the bill is to ao long and the t legisl