long this poor man was stuck there. probably feeling very fat. junk in your trunk. keep you from breaking into your house. the poor guy was unemployed so he was trying to break into somebody s house for the obvious reasons. embarrassing. sitting there stuck halfway, thinking about that. there is no good way to why i don t rob houses. good to know. well, here s something for all you heart-healthy viewers this morning. apparently this is the hot item at the illinois state fair in springfield. it s being nicknamed the meat man parfait. get this, for seven bucks, this is what you get. it looks gross already. barbecued pork layered with matched potatoes in a plastic cup finished with potatoes, a drizzle of barbecue sauce, and cherry tomato. or layers of barbecued pork and barbecued brisket. is the white thing potato salad? that s the potatoes, yes. that s quite disgusting. meal in a cup, what s wrong with that? come on, vinita.