griff: that s a good one. he s definitely going to make the cut, because as you pointed out and i really hadn t thought hard, deep thoughts about the antlers, but we ve got to get milk and cookies up there. oh, perfect, excellent. santa s going to like that. you were talking about the antlers. the antler didn t have one in the middle of its head. carley: one of the reindeer was very top-heavy with the one big antler. griff: i can t wait to touch one. we are moments away. carley: is there a difference between reindeer and caribou? griff: yes. one can fly around the globe and deliver presents, and the other is just caribou. [laughter] todd: i need an audio clip of saying i can t wait to touch a reindeer. that s going to be my new ring tone. i didn t think it was such a big deal until today. carley: we re tracking santa, and he is just over japan or just left japan. believe give just over right now. you can see from this precision map that is santa flying with the reindeer, an
universal hip-hop museum in the bronx. todd: you gotta have it. senator rand paul yesterday on the fiction ifal seinfeldian holiday where you air your grievances and list all the ways people have disappointed you, came out with his list of the most outrageous things. about $119,000 to study if thahos could snap his fingers in real life. the answer is no, but as griff is aptly pointing out, this is a fake character. what the heck are you going? almost $700,000 to study romance between parrots by health and human services. instead of worried about your health, they re worried about parrots enjoying each other s companies. $3 million on watching hamsters fight on steroids. personally, i d like to see that but, still, that s a high price tag. $200,000 for starbucks espresso machines for the dod, look, they need their juice, i get it. but not ott tune of 200k.