thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
happy new year. i m kat timpf greg is offto today. so he asked me to check in to see how your new year s going sod see ho far. not bad. that s good enough. i ll take it. sod? wel we had a great year of shos with some awesome guests, and we can t wait to. bring you more in 2024. but until then, let s take some of past our favorite segments from the past few months. enjoy. so there sfe a new marvel movie out and apparently it. i haven t i haven t seen it yet because as you know, i better things to do. the new flick is courtesy of disney owns the marvel cinematic universe. but the real marvel is how eacth movie put out is getting worse and worse. worse and o be theer incredible shrinking box office because. offer their latest offering, the marvels, was the worst opening for a marvelin ever.ver. even worse than iron man versust women. well, they got destroyeleend that. now, in this universe, women are as physically strong as me n . i m talking actual women now. not the on
we ve been rocking out out here all morning long. we ought to keep them here every weekend. joey: it makes it hard to concentrate op on politics in the commercial break, but i m not all that upset by that. will: we ve been rock aring for several weeks now as part of this faith and friends concert series. st the really fun. that will be, i believe, in the final hour of our show. we wake up at 5 a.m. to a rock concert every sunday morning. [laughter] we ll bring it to you in just a few hours, but now to our top story, former president trump attends a college wrestling match in tulsa, oklahoma, yesterday after saying he would be arrested on tuesday. his potential arrest, it s related to a $13 if 0,000 amendment 130,000 payment to stormy daniels. joey: manhattan d.a. alvin bragg told his staff in an e-mail attain the by politico, quote, we do not tolerate attempts to intimidate our office or threaten the rule of law in new york. rachel: house speaker kevin mccarthy is directing
jesus christ on the cross for al the sins of all humanity. but remember, it all begana with a mob tied to lecci. the unreasonable mob rushedhn in, arrested and killed for the things he said , whichai upset rankled them. trutd.truth h was snuffed out b, at least for a few days. that wall street journal poll recently revealed that the importance of religion has p among americans has dropped from 62%. pe 62% 25 years ago t twenty five years ago to thirty nine percent today. i t i m not sure that s really true. you see, religion seems alive justwell to just look at the fervor of these religiously minded people. look at them communication. o i know the experience of humanity during these times of catastrophic climate change is needed now that s religious activism. liturgies repeated again and again, rooted not in god , but in this case, the green gospel.. they mus t commit these acts of artistic vandalism to furthert d the cause of environment i justice. never mind that
[national anthem] [national anthem] [national anthem] will: old glory, young people and old dogs morning. [laughter] for your national anthem right here on fox & friends. good morning, welcome to saturday. morning, guys. rachel: it s great to be back. pete: morning. how you doing? rachel: really good. how do you feel about dogs wearing outfits if they re patrioticsome. pete: only if they re patriotism. [laughter] rachel: they get better every single week. pete: how you doing? rachel: good. you know i saw will week. i stopped by. pete: oh, you went to his houses? rachel: yes. we are legit friends. if i go the nashville, i m going to your house. will: had coffee, sat and figuredded out the world s problems. pete: again? [laughter] rachel: the problems keep coming. will: that s about a half the time we get to the spend with you, four hours figuring out world s problems. let s figure it out. the latest on air national guardsman suspected of leaking classified docume