[cheering and applause] get enough, fair enough. All right, i will stay. But only for one drink. It is friday so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight to cast. His razors are the opposite of his act, not terrible. Comedian and founder of western razor company, david angelo. She says bless your heart before she rips you apart, cohost of the bottom line. He made his bones killed bad guys with drones, the national security analyst and fox news contributor! [cheering and applause] she went from having scabies to making babies. The bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: that s my favourite rhyme. Scabies and babies. That s accurate. Greg: awesome. Before we get to new stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: time for leftovers where read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will just blame the blame the writers. Donald trump is doing a rally in butler, pennsylvania, last month the same
The director of immigration and Customs Enforcement confirms that more than 13,000 illegal immigrants convicted of murder have been caught at The Border and then released into the United States. A letter here tells the tale. Hello, im John Roberts in washington. Can you believe this, sandra . Sandra which means they are here, and this is just an unbelievable development. Im Sandra Smith in New York. Good to be with you, john. This is america reports. Bill melugin has this news for us outside of douglas, arizona right now where Vice President Kamala Harris is set to visit later this afternoon. The details of this news, what do you have . Sandra, bear with me. We just got these numbers moments ago. But it is a Jaw Dropper, to say the least. To set the stage, let me just explain what these numbers mean. I. C. E. Has something called a Nondetained Docket. Essentially what that is, it means migrants encountered by dhs who are no longer in federal custody. So who is on this docket . It is il
This is brand new video just to us. Israel says it struck the central headquarters of hezbollah in Southern Lebanon. You can see in this video the blast was massive. And israeli official tells Nbc News the target was hezbollahs powerful leader. It comes as israel has been systematically targeting high level commanders of the u. S. Designated terror group, both within and abroad, which prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says israel will continue to do in order to defend itself from groups looking to eliminate the state. Nbcs Matt Bradley is live in beirut for us. Also with us, aaron david miller, former arabisraeli negotiator, and Senior Fellow at the endowment for peace. Give us the latest. Reporter we were here a couple of hours ago when our walls of our hotel shook. You cant see it now but it was just over my right shoulder here in southern beirut. This is a neighborhood that has endured repeated israeli bombardments all week long. And most of that, as you just mentioned in your intro
Got failed is coming up into minutes, first this update residents of the big bend gulf coast of florida who have not already evacuated are weathering the worst of hurricane helene tonight the major category 4 storm now expected to make landfall in about 1 hour in a region that has been battered by big storms the last couple of years the senior correspondent steve harrigan is live on the ground in crystal river, florida, up here it how are the conditions where you are right now? the wind has definitely picked up in the last hour appeared we ve seen gusts knock down some street signs up your kiss is going to come to show sure as a category 4 storm. It s good to be a huge storm also. The effects will be felt not just in florida but in georgia and the carolinas as well there are also concerned about a storm surge that could reach 20 feet in some places. That s being called on survivable. Evacuations have been in effect of the past 2 days here. Cruise are set to go out as is the national gu
[cheering and applause] [ whistling ] greg: you filthy people. I know what you are thinking. Happy wednesday everyone. Joe biden appeared on the view today where cohost sarah hans said it s like having one of the beatles at the table. True if you re talking about george or john. Thought more like yoko. Kamala harris will visit the southern border friday and says she s looking forward to meeting justin trudeau. At the last debate she said she was a middleclass kid. It appears harris enjoyed things most middleclass kids didn t like living abroad, private school, growing up at some of the wealthiest places on earth. The only thing she didn t enjoy was anani. I like her husband. [cheering and applause] that was a long way for a cheap joke. You re welcome america. New cdc data shows u. S. Obesity rates have fallen for the first time ever. Just like the crime statistics the they left at the cities of new orleans, los angeles and the view. Reports claim i u. S. Woman died inside switzerland s