With the n. S. A. The n. S. A. Tells us they are not doing something and then we found out they are totally doing it. [ laughter ] for instance, nobody is listening to to your telephone calls. Jon turns out they are totally listening to your telephone calls. They storing them in this giant utah fortress of surveilitude. Next. With respect to the internet and emails, this does not allow to United States citizens. Jon go on. The Obama Administration quietly won permission a couple years ago from a Surveillance Court to have the n. S. A. Search for the communications of americans intercepted phone calls and the like. Jon on the bright side, under this plan, if you like your n. S. A. Spy [laughter] you get to keep your n. S. A. Spy so that is something. [ laughter ] but of course the government his no idea we could keep our same spy. That is shock and delightful. [laughter] but of course the government couldnt get away with doing things that they swore they werent doing because of strictne
Of law. Jon see . It turns out it wasnt so much rule of law consistent as rule of law add adjacent. The n. S. A. Has been routinely breaking privacy rules. Jon rules are made to be broken. Sorry, wait that is no precious moments figures. Those are knead be broken. Rules are made to be followed. Even though they said repeatedly these programs are only used to catch bad guys. Reports surfacing that some employees are tracking their love interests. Using the enormous power of the government to eavesdrop on their significant others or people they would like to become their significant others. [ laughter ] jon hey, i just met you and this is crazy but here is your number of your bank account and Social Security so call me or ill continue to mon tour your activities. [laughter] i feel like at this point our Intelligence Community is pretty much even owning the fact that they are getting nefarious. Last week the National Reconnaissance office launched this Spy Satellite into orbit the logo th
Im not your guy, friends from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome. [cheers and applause] welcome to the daily show. Jon stewart. My guest tonight former pakistani ambassador to the United States Husain Haqqani is on the program. Let us begin tonight with the National Security administration which is the subject of the new ongoing series that thing they said they are not doing, they are totally doing. [laughter] over the past six months or so people have been playing something of a fun little game with the n. S. A. The n. S. A. Tells us they are not doing something and then we found out they are totally doing it. [ laughter ] for instance, nobody is listening to to your telephone calls. Jon turns out they are totally listening to your telephone calls. They storing them in this giant utah fortress of surveilitude. Next. With respect to the internet and emails, this
Ongoing series that thing they said they are not doing, they are totally doing. [laughter] over the past six months or so people have been playing something of a fun little game with the n. S. A. The n. S. A. Tells us they are not doing something and then we found out they are totally doing it. [ laughter ] for instance, nobody is listening to to your telephone calls. Jon turns out they are totally listening to your telephone calls. They storing them in this giant utah fortress of surveilitude. Next. With respect to the internet and emails, this does not allow to United States citizens. Jon go on. The Obama Administration quietly won permission a couple years ago from a Surveillance Court to have the n. S. A. Search for the communications of americans intercepted phone calls and the like. Jon on the bright side, under this plan, if you like your n. S. A. Spy [laughter] you get to keep your n. S. A. Spy so that is something. [ laughter ] but of course the government his no idea we could
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