I always thought before that my husband stayed in his man cave.
Boy, was I wrong. He is underfoot seconds after I awake.
What about the two car garage we turned into his office?
Why can’t he stay in there? I remember the day I realized that he
Had the builder build the wall out so he would have an extra three feet
Making it impossible to get the teeniest table into the kitchen.
I made them tear the wall out and re-do it.
Six men and none of them figured this out until a woman came along
And threw the biggest lady fit west of the Mississippi River?
Pharaoh Ancient Egypt had ever seen, it was her utmost quest.
You need to hide the fact that you are female her daddy said.
If a servant finds out, it must be off with his all-knowing head!
You must look regal at all times, and use your deepest meow.
Be haughty and healthy, and grimace when one makes a bad bow.
Phillistine the Poser Pharaoh wanted to make them both proud.
She gave them a lion’s roar, only a big bit more loud.
Not that her dad cautioned. They’ll know you are overcompensating.
You will constantly be under their eyes; they will always be rating.