50 years ago on november 13th, 1967. A baby was born to joan and jim kimmel of brooklyn, new york. That baby went on to gain more than 180 pounds and its me, i guess. Yeah, its my birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i turned 50. Thank you. Im not as excited about it myself but i appreciate the enthusiasm. I got so many balloon texts this morning. My phone actually floated away. It was ridiculous. [ laughter ] thats how i started my day. And the show tonight will be almost a complete surprise to me. My coworkers have been planning this and plotting for months. They keep giggling and whispering behind my back. I feel like i think this must be what its like to be donald trump at the white house. [ laughter ] i tell you something, it feels weird to have no idea whats going on. Guillermo, this must be what its like for you every night. You have no idea guillermo yes, yes, jimmy, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy what i do know is that ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I
50 years ago on november 13th, 1967. A baby was born to joan and jim kimmel of brooklyn, new york. That baby went on to gain more than 180 pounds and its me, i guess. Yeah, its my birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i turned 50. Thank you. Im not as excited about it myself but i appreciate the enthusiasm. I got so many balloon texts this morning. My phone actually floated away. It was ridiculous. [ laughter ] thats how i started my day. And the show tonight will be almost a complete surprise to me. My coworkers have been planning this and plotting for months. They keep giggling and whispering behind my back. I feel like i think this must be what its like to be donald trump at the white house. [ laughter ] i tell you something, it feels weird to have no idea whats going on. Guillermo, this must be what its like for you every night. You have no idea guillermo yes, yes, jimmy, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy what i do know is that ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I