come on. ain t going to lose it. this is going to be on the streets when i get out of prison. okay, i m going to have them in black, brown, green, red, all tropical colors. you know they re real because of this. you can t get the fake ones. this is a sneak preview. that s enough right there. that was a sneak preview. being a gangster nerds, they will be in a store near you. i will be rocking these on the streets. let s go, entrepreneur. lee even has a name for his cell mate s glasses. they called pretty boy swagger. say hi, chris. say hi to the camera. look, he blushing. he blushing. look at him. what do you want to call those glasses? pretty boy swaggers. they re pretty boy swaggers there. that s what they call them, i guess. you know, he turned like a
told me to go to the store, take him to the store and get some beer. we pull up to the store and the cashier pissed him off, took a beer bottle, swung it on the ground, busted it in the parking lot. i said, oh, lord, lord! i thought he was going to have me locked up first day i met him. lord, have mercy. after that, we get along like brothers or something. houck and birkett both have mixed feelings about houck s impending release, and whether his temper and impulsive behavior will lead him back to prison. hopefully won t come back. i don t know. sound like one day he says he ll do good, talking about partying, girls. i think he ll be all right. he s too young. yeah. i ll be all right. coming up anybody out there listening has ever done what i ve done, then they already know the intense rush that this is. how one inmate s rush leads to a 55-year sentence.
because i can borrow some. i have a bunch of friends in here. it s like not even being in prison. check this out. when i was a kid, i got adhd. adhd, or a.d.d.? i ve got one of them. i might even have them both. he has the best time in prison anybody i ve ever seen. i don t know why he s happy all the time. if i need to be serious, i will. i mean, what? if i don t need to, be cool with me, i tell a joke and everybody can laugh with me, it s pretty cool. houck s time at santa rosa is made easier not only by his attitude but by his job on the inmate construction crew, where he works with one of his best friends, chris birkett, who he refers to as uncle. when i got here, he called me uncle, for like three years. he lived with us for a while. first day i met him, his aunt
you submerge it into the sample for 15 seconds. as you can see here, we re looking for two different lines in each window. if you look at each one of these windows cocaine, amphetamines, thc, barbiturates. there lines in each window means he s a negative. both cases were. how was your test? quick. studied all night. both men pass their tests, but it was drugs that brought houck to prison. he s serving two years for possession of a controlled substance and grand theft. hey, let me use your pen. now with his release date rapidly approaching, houck s biggest worry is that he just might miss the place. you know what i mean, there s no responsibility in here, no bills, no worries or anything. the only thing i worry about is getting toilet paper, waiting to get toilet paper. and that s not any big deal.
had tattooed on his face. got these like nine, ten years ago, about ten years ago. they were for each member of my family that i ll never see in the free world again. my son, my mother, my father, my two sisters. walker has been in prison for ten years and has at least another twenty before he s eligible for parole. troy wagner has been struggling with the 20 years he s serving for aggravated assault and sexual battery. he recently spread his own feces throughout his cell and then flooded his housing unit after breaking the sprinkler head. i didn t do it on purpose it was done accidentally when i was cleaning the feces out of the sprinkler. i had tried to break it a few days before that, but when i did break it, it wasn t on purpose. it was by accident, but i was kind of glad that i did break it, because it got me moved.