you re like, pop, pop, come back. come back. hotep: illuminati definitely got your name on the list. [laughter] greg: all right. we must move on. up next a presidential contender in his shirtless splendor. if you ll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to en foxnews.co sm/gutfeld and clicke the link to join our studio and audience. and i m glad he did, because when i took the tabletop test, i couldn t lay my hand flat anymore. the first hand specialist i saw only offered surgery. so, i went to a second hand specialist who also offered nonsurgical options which felt more right for me. so, what i d say to other people with dupuytren s contracture is this: don t wait find a hand specialist trained in nonsurgical options, today. i found mine at findahandspecialist.com.
revealing she wanted to be a tripper when she was 14 when her former stripper mom gave her one of her old costumes, is this great parenting or is this stripper nepotism? jim: i had a tear drop of this beauty of this poor old stripper on her dying bed knows she has someone to give her ping-pong balls too. [laughter] greg: because, if you re at home. tyrus: do not explain. greg: they love to play ping-pong. tyrus: no. greg: they play ping-pong. i didn t say anything else kat: yeah, they play it a different way though. tyrus: no paddles needed. hotep: this is absolutely disgusting and deplorable, you never mentioned the names of these ladies, though. can you give me those names? research purposes. greg: you do not want to do a mother daughter strip, tandem strip lap dance, i don t think that would be wise.
he s not there. and shouldn t there be somebody who s in charge of preserving the dignity of this guy instead of sending him places where it s embarrassing? oh, man. couple things that s wrong here. first of all the fact that ter a allowing biden to move all around like this and we haven t seen kamala outside shows you that the luminati side of the table is like we can t let [bleep] in charge. [cheers and applause] greg: i m not even sure i know what the illuminati is. should i know who they are? hotep: i know who they are kat: you do. greg: i could be a member of them if i only filled out that form. hotep: but then they offer him a cup, right? and they re wondering why didn t he drink from the cup? well it s because if they would have put a sign on it that said white s only, he d have drank
because if you start looking at the daughter then the mother s going to start getting mad. start looking at in the mom then something s wrong with you. tyrus: that s not what happens. greg: no? tyrus: no, what ends up happening is the mom uses the veteran skills and you get more impressed with mom because she s old school and knows everything and then daughter gets upset. so i ve heard. [laughter] greg: all right. there s something sexist going on here kat. guys follow their dad s footsteps into work, like, hey my dad repairs septic tanks, i m going to repair septic tanks and now we re making fun of this poor woman because she s following in her mother s high heels kat: so this one s not grooming then. greg: what? kat: just making sure. i think that definitely she was probably pretty popular in high school because the mom probably also definitely let all of her and her friends drink in the house. hotep: what else did they allow them to do? kat: everything. tyrus: we
no curfew, no control, no idea of who is coming in or going out of the house at night. and its own salvation is ignored by those in power because why would you say something so awful like the united states? that would be mean. [cheers and applause] period! greg: let s welcome tonight s guests. he s so cool, he doesn t need ac. youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause] greg: he s like a spare tire, dirty, bald and fits in the trunk. comedian and cohost of the jim norton and sam roberts show, jim norton! [cheers and applause] greg: even exor sifts are afraid of her fox news trip for kat timpf. and finally his q tip is a pool stick.