Coordinator at the migrant charity samphire, says that there are safe and legal ways for migrants to come to britain are not. A lot of people do know what the options for safe legal routes are, but of course we use humanitarian visas with the ukrainian situation , people were ukrainian situation, people were brought here safely legally brought here safely and legally , never having to navigate the asylum system or get into a small boat. So it can done. Small boat. So it can be done. We do have have mechanisms available, but theyre very , available, but theyre very, very they dont catch very narrow and they dont catch everyone that is allowed to be here. So its we know now that nothing is going to work, nothing is going to work, nothing is going to work, nothing is going to deter people. So we need to start looking at how them safely and how we get them here safely and process them quickly. Process them quickly. People in scotland and in wales could soon be able to get access to nhs tre
[cheers and applause] michael welcome to the daily show im michael kosta. We are back on the air holy shit, its been five months [cheers and applause] man, i love my family, but not for five months this is my first night, and im very excited to be here. Ive always wanted to host a late night show. I was hoping that it would be on a major network, but ill take whatever channel this is on. Now, we have a great show for you tonight. So lets get into headlines [cheers and applause] obviously, theres one big story in the world right now that we have to cover. The taylor swift movie. And we will get to that later. But first, i want to talk about something that stirs up almost as much passion the middle east. Thats right, its my big week as guest host and i get israelpalestine. I dont mean to complain, but as far as scheduling goes, this unspeakably tragic geopolitical crisis is not a super convenient time for me right now. Because no matter what i come up with here, people are going to say,
Alabama senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [ laughter ] former white house chief strategist, steve bannon said at a Campaign Rally yesterday that there was a special place in hell for republicans who didnt support roy moore. A special place . Is it the exit . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump signed a and said, quote, we need our military, its got to be perfecto. Of course, its hard to be perfecto when the guy in charge is suspecto. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump is reportedly furious with u. N. Ambassador, nikki hal
Tommys phone number and he Alabama Senate candidate, would just answer the phone and roy moore, rode on horseback just say, like, are you coming today to his polling place to to movie . [ laughter ] vote in the special election. And you would be like, yeah. Im coming to the movie. Look at that. And he would be like, great, see you there. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. And that was the entirety of the interaction. [ laughter ] and there was also he ran tv [ cheers and applause ] commercials really late at night that i had seen a few of. And i asked him about it, and he said, they were on so late at night, they were free. [ laughter ] thats right, roy moore rode his like, it was literally at a time horse to vote in the special when there was just nothing election. Else. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of so they let him put his transportation, he always asks ridiculous ads up for his movie. Himself, what do 14yearold yeah. Girls like . Seth its
[ light laughter ] Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [ laughter ] former white house chief strategist, steve bannon said at a Campaign Rally yesterday that there was a special place in hell for republicans who didnt support roy moore. A special place . Is it the exit . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump signed a 700 billion defense bill today, and said, quote, we need our military, its got to be perfecto. Of course, its hard to be perfecto when the guy in charge is suspecto. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump is