Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES! Ignore my panting exultations, please excuse my clammy hands, but this is such exciting news from the world of words.
For after six books, three Hollywood films and countless thrashings in the red room of pain, the author E.L. James has put down her throbbing pen for good.
You could say that she has finally reached a climax, tied up her ending and sailed off into a sunset that is coloured Fifty Shades Of Grey.
Freed, published this week, is the long-awaited final part of the Fifty Shades series, which has sold over 165 million copies around the world. It is an incredible success!