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Im Judge Jeanine pirro, along with harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, gillian turner, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. Please welcome Kamala Harris [cheers and applause] can you feel, can you feel the joy rising in here . I can. Judge Jeanine Lord help us. Kamala harris getting the Softball Sit down of the century with Oprah Winfrey. The Media Mogul hosting a starstudded Town Hall for the Vice President , inviting a bunch of fallen fawning alist celebrities to kiss her Butt And Act like they are so excited. Hello, president harris. [cheers and applause] 47 days. 47 days. Ive always been a fan of kamala. Everyone is so energized. In this campaign, to beautiful, wonderful Kamala Harris. Judge jeanine for all of that hollywood glam couldnt save kamala from being her usual Train Wreck self. Harris painfully rambled through the simplest questions about the economy and The Border. It even force oprah at one point to swoop in and bail her out. Yours is a story
Is americas late News Fox News at night. Breaking tonight growing concern that the debate was three against one, The One being Donald Trump three being harris and the two Abc Moderators who allowed harris to run unchecked consistently Fact Checking Donald Trump. Theres no state where its legal to kill baby after the born. Abc news Reach Out to the City Manager sayed they say there is no criminal reports or evidence of that. President trump as you know the fbi says overall violent crime is coming down in this country the question was about u. S. President not former speaker pelosi. I watched of those pieces a video i didnt detect the sarcasm lost by a whisker. Vice president harris he says you hate israel. Vice president harris have you ever met flight a mere prudent . You still dont have a plan. And as you heard they Fact Checked his sarcasm. Harris got away lie after lie in the detailed and dangerous plan called project 2025 he intends on implementing it there and if Donald Trump were
Right. Okay. I guess thatll do it. Welc its friday so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonightome tonig. Hes so bland, hes getting sued by Rice Cakesy , cohostd of fox and friends. First, todd pyro. Hes a lawyer named trustee, which is like a cop named frisky, former Trump Attorney a and doj prosecutor Jim Trusttty if you dont buy her new book,a shell have to learn how to cook your ties. Ws bestselling Author And Fox News Contributor can tell hes stronger than gravity and puts up with my depravity. New york times best yet. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets d o this. Gregs gregs leftovers. Do number up. But above all right, whe its leftoversre i. Week. I read the jokes. We did news this week. And as always,an its my firsty time reading them, so they. Will bake Joe Mackey into a giant cake and send it to Brian Stelter. Now, the Movie Beetlejuiceetj opens in theaters today. Its aboutui a dead guy who wano to return to the world of the living. And thats a plot t