Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry welcome to the nightly show. Man what a greatlooking crowd. Thank you very much i appreciate sometimes when its just a couple people larry, oh laughter i thought we were doing the larry, larry. laughter its okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. applause weve been talking for a while about the black lives Matter Movement, and theyve been talking a lot as well. Some members recently took the mic from bernie sanders, not allowing him to speak. Others heckled jeb bush. Martin omalley got a little taste. laughter and i hear they had every intention to interrupt top secret candidate bobby jindal laughter but no one could find him. In fact, if anybodys seen bobby jindal, please call 212555 yourerunningforpresident. laughter applause just trying to help a brother out. Okay. laughter okay. Now, you always hear politicians saying they want to have a conversation about race. Yeah. laughter but when they actually hav
Tonightly Hillary Clinton meets with black lives matter activists. I havent seen a white woman that stressed out since someone asked iggy azalea to freestyle. laughter damn. laughter yes, hillary met privately with activists backstage at a campaign event. Its all part of her groundbreaking new initiative black primary votes matter. laughter cheers and applause and gop candidate marco rubio tosses a football and hits a kid in the face. laughter oh hey, at least hes finally made an impact laughter this is the nightly show lets do this cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry welcome to the nightly show. Man what a greatlooking crowd. Thank you very much i appreciate sometimes when its just a couple people larry, oh laughter i thought we were doing the larry, larry. laughter its okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. applause weve been talking for a while about the black lives Matter Movement, and theyve been talking a lot as w
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry welcome to the nightly show. Man what a greatlooking crowd. Thank you very much i appreciate sometimes when its just a couple people larry, oh laughter i thought we were doing the larry, larry. laughter its okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. applause weve been talking for a while about the black lives Matter Movement, and theyve been talking a lot as well. Some members recently took the mic from bernie sanders, not allowing him to speak. Others heckled jeb bush. Martin omalley got a little taste. laughter and i hear they had every intention to interrupt top secret candidate bobby jindal laughter but no one could find him. In fact, if anybodys seen bobby jindal, please call 212555 yourerunningforpresident. laughter applause just trying to help a brother out. Okay. laughter okay. Now, you always hear politicians saying they want to have a conversation about race. Yeah. laughter but when they actually hav
So if youre in a doctors waiting room in the 1980s, you should pick up a copy. laughter meanwhile, Hillary Clinton leads on the democratic side, and heres the thing in the latest cnn poll, trump is only 6 Percentage Points behind clinton. 6 Percentage Points . audience reacts are you kidding . This started as a joke, and now its a real thing. laughter like handlebar mustaches and saying totes. This is totes real, you guys. Dont whatevs it. laughter now, trump has provided a lot of entertainment, not only for the show, but everywhere. But there is a new candidate coming on the scene who, by his name alone, may threaten the excitement that trump has been generating. A justcompleted poll in North Carolina shows donald trump leading Hillary Clinton in a possible president ial matchup, but thats not the part thats grabbing peoples attention today. It is the thirdparty candidate on that poll. A candidate named deez nuts. cheers and applause larry im sorry. Im not quite sure i heard that name
Give up a lot. As an example univisioning im going to have to sue univision now. laughter larry okay, first of all its univision. And second of all why are you just suing them. Didnt nbc dump you too . Maybe i will be suing nbc too. Larry oh. Pardon me. Man, im really lacking forward to the trump presidency. To combat Global Warming i will be suing icebergs and polar bears. Yeah. Im also suing this hurricane thats approaching florida. Back off what the hell is going on. Oh but my favorite of trumps tit for tat legal strategy president ial Campaign Rollout strategy logic jijitsu has to be from yesterday when macys dropped trumps not made in the usa clothing line. By the way which is the hugest, most classiest most elegant you know the rest. You know the rest. To which trump said ive decided to terminate my relationship with masseys. applause larry seriously . Oh my god. Whats oh, oh, you have decided to are you trying to gas light us. Do you know how reporting works . We all know you we