I thank you. Thank you very much [ cheering ] thank you good, how are you . Come on, folks, this is a long [ cheering ] all right. Now youve got yours now its my turn. Hey, johnny this kid sounds like a rumble working his street gang here. [ laughter ] i always feel like i havent done anything. People applaud you should applaud the audience for showing up. [ laughter ] [ applause ] anyway, youve passed the eye test by reading the applause sign. [ laughter ] now, lets see if you can pass the intelligence test by understanding the monologue. [ laughter ] no, i let me explain that. I didnt mean that to put you down. Last nights audience im still a little steamed on people whove been here before, but theyre probably back home by now. [ laughter ] would you say it was kind of a lowbrow audience last night . Its tough doing jokes while people in the sixth row are spitting tobacco juice at you. [ laughter ] anyway, im johnny carson, draft classification ay. Ay . Ay. That is i am one of the in
[ music ] okay, we are back. Thank you, doctor. We have Jimmy Stewart with us tonight. Hodding carter iii. Im looking forward to meeting Hodding Carter iii. I admired him tremendously during his really difficult days right after the immediate seizure of the hostages. Where he had to go out everyday for the state department and the government and explain to all those reporters what was going on. You got to be fairly cool because they try to oh, yeah. Throw you some curves, knowing the press. Starting shopping yet . Not yet. You really i always like to wait until the last minute, yes. Wait until the last minute. I dont believe that you wait until the day before. You say you do, but how can you wait until the day before . A man can do you go to a store, you say wow. I want the following trinket. You ought to write that down. I want to put that on stone tablets a man can do what he wants to do. I go to certain stores theres certain shops you go to where they not only allow you to shop yes.
cause my bodys too bootylicious for ya, babe move your body up and down ooh make your booty touch the ground ooh i cant help but wonder why is my vibe too vibealicious for ya, babe . I shake my jelly at every chance when i whip with my hips you slip into a trance im hoping you can handle all this jelly that i have now lets cut a rug while we scat some jazz catting i dont think youre ready for this jelly dont think youre ready for this jelly i dont think youre ready for this, cause my bodys too bootylicious for you, babe i dont think youre ready for this jelly i dont think youre ready for this jelly i dont think youre ready for this cause my bodys too bootylicious for you, babe i dont think youre ready for this jelly, i dont think youre ready for this jelly i dont think youre ready for this cause my bodys too bootylicious for you, babe. Yeah. indistinct overlapping chatter mr. Shue, you seem concerned. What . No. I mean, they were great, but were just as good. Mr. Shue, if i may. What t
Not only that, i got to share it with my son raffi and grandson eli. For a kid, i guess i am a kid at heart. To be on the field with guys like bud black from the rockies to say he watches the five. It was unbelievable. Dana good answer. Kennedy. Kennedy i thought it was going to be a bummer summer because i broke my foot in june. I thought thats it. The summer as host. Every year, i take my girls to indiana for some leg living. Its simple. Life slows down. You are grilling and fishing and boating. I had to sit in the boat watching my girls, the smiles on their faces come i will never forget. Dana and you taught them about garth brooks. Kennedy i embarrassed them with my singing. Juan you have to tell the audience how you kicked me and thats how you broke your foot. Kennedy you are asking for it. Socialism is great. Juan socialism, socialism. Jesse i cracked open the gutfeld monologues, and boy, is that good. Its a new book out by greg. Im not sure anyone has heard of it. I took my girl
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