housecoats . she s from denver. but gitai owning the lives editor in chief of the federalist, molly hemingway, like a speed bump.s e it s always best to avoid her. fox news contributor catchin and his bites are more lopsidedi than kathy hochul eyebrows. s emy side gig in the nba world heavyweight champion it all got. all right. before w e get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. gregs left overs. mm . yea yeah, it s lefh,t over to where i read the jokes we did it use this week.s and as always, it s my firstg t, time reading these.e asap so if they , we all go outthe pa to the parking lot, we bearkt the out of a writer. here we go . on thursday, president biden totook a spill after delivering a commencement speech ath the u.s. air force academy. the white house says h he s fin he just tripped over an old sandbag. jeff bezos and lauren sanchez are reportedly spending six hundred grand a month to rent kenexa. empty malibu home amenitiesen include a poo
look at him. nd the secret service is looking at him and he s not helping himo up. no, he s like this the sixth time today at this. just everyone else is around us . news tired.ti he needsred.fr a backyard to mec picking this dude up. what are the things what are the things on the bottom of his shoe? it s tha t magnets to keep him from wandering off. the white house has that thing wherever he gets to the door, the metal plate on there activates stuck because otherwise you re going to see him walking around the front t yard and stuffhe and anyone knos when they got to watch it. oh, uncle joe , the first thing is like, who s watching him?i th i thought you were watching it.h thening hi they find him atsupem the supermarket, smell the little kids air. it s the same thinarg, the same thing. like i had secret service man. he s just counting the days. but he s even holding the other guy back . nah, man. make him he needs to do it himself, but he can do himself.
that s your house. and we need to protect . r institutions i don t care if you re republican or democrat and i said it on the sixth we got to protect our elected officials. it s that simple and it seems c they only care about smearing trump exciting their base, maybe raising money off all this . which now brings us to janhur six . now that morning during his speech, president trumpmp remember he said these words t and they have yet to bring himo up. what a shockup. he said many of you now will peacefully and patrick march to the capital . so your voices may be heard and call for violence kindd of just the opposite of what chuck schumer said on the steps of the u.s. supreme court when he threatened justices. and we alll know what happened yesterday anyway. t he here s the president on january six . takey a look. at i know that everyone here willer soon be marching over toe the capitolar building tope peacefully and patrioticallyac
0 authoritarian state. that is the destruction of democracy. and we can t let them do it. we re doing our part. thank you for joining us for this hour. have the best evening b with the ones you love.see you we ll see you tomorrow. and welcome to hannity. and we start with the fox news alert breaking tonight . we have all three major broadcast networks, fake news, cnn, msnbc, all happily broadcasting well, the dullest the most boringel. there s absolutely nothingng nothing new . multi hour democratic fundraiser masquerading as a january six hearing. going to and by the sounds of it, they re going to do hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours of t us produced by a former abc executive, 100% hollywood production with all the creative licensesere that wd go along with that. butt make no mistake, tonight s so-called hearing is not in good faith. it is not an honest probe into the security breakdown on that fateful day and we will prove that to tonight instead it is i a made for tv smear