the chicago cubs made their second visit to the white house today, wow! two white house visits in one year. who do they think they are, the president? [ light laughter ] during a phone call with the irish prime minister yesterday, president trump reportedly told an irish journalist in the oval office that she had a nice smile on her face. then he said, wait, now it s gone. [ light laughter ] according to new research, a press-on patch for the flu vaccine works just as well as the flu shot. you just remove the adhesive backing and place it firmly over your co-workers mouth. [ light laughter ] a british man who previously set a record for making the world s largest rubik s cube recently created what he believes is the world s largest fidget spinner. and then he went home and slept in the world s emptiest bed. [ laughter and applause ] a new a brand new study found that heavy drinking could cause a person s cells to age faster and if you don t believe me, check out this rec
the chicago cubs made their second visit to the white house today, wow! two white house visits in one year. who do they think they are, the president? [ light laughter ] during a phone call with the irish prime minister yesterday, president trump reportedly told an irish journalist in the oval office that she had a nice smile on her face. then he said, wait, now it s gone. [ light laughter ] according to new research, a press-on patch for the flu vaccine works just as well as the flu shot. you just remove the adhesive backing and place it firmly over your co-workers mouth. [ light laughter ] a british man who previously set a record for making the world s largest rubik s cube recently created what he believes is the world s largest fidget spinner. and then he went home and slept in the world s emptiest bed. [ laughter and applause ] a new a brand new study found that heavy drinking could cause a person s cells to age faster and if you don t believe me, check out this rec
of american drama was criticized by meryl streep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senate majority leader mitch mcconnell said yesterday republicans will begin repealing obamacare by the end of the week. but don t worry, he s not taking away your health care, he s just storing it in his cheeks for the winter. [ laughter and applause ] the movie la la land won a record seven golden globes last night. the movie tells the story of a struggling jazz musician named sebastian who against all odds is white. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows that 55% of americans are confident that donald trump will defend u.s. interests abroad. but an internet poll shows that 100% of americans are confident that [ russian accent ] comrade trump will be great success for glorious u.s. and also a. [ applause ] u.s. and a. trump advisor kellyanne conway said today that the media should not focus on what donald trump says and instead report on what is in his heart. although, really, how much is there to
of american drama was criticized by meryl streep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senate majority leader mitch mcconnell said yesterday republicans will begin repealing obamacare by the end of the week. but don t worry, he s not taking away your health care, he s just storing it in his cheeks for the winter. [ laughter and applause ] the movie la la land won a record seven golden globes last night. the movie tells the story of a struggling jazz musician named sebastian who against all odds is white. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows that 55% of americans are confident that donald trump will defend u.s. interests abroad. but an internet poll shows that 100% of americans are confident that [ russian accent ] comrade trump will be great success for glorious u.s. and also a. [ applause ] u.s. and a. trump advisor kellyanne conway said today that the media should not focus on what donald trump says and instead report on what is in his heart. although, really, how much is there to
of american drama was criticized by meryl streep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senate majority leader mitch mcconnell said yesterday republicans will begin repealing obamacare by the end of the week. but don t worry, he s not taking away your health care, he s just storing it in his cheeks for the winter. [ laughter and applause ] the movie la la land won a record seven golden globes last night. the movie tells the story of a struggling jazz musician named sebastian who against all odds is white. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows that 55% of americans are confident that donald trump will defend u.s. interests abroad. but an internet poll shows that 100% of americans are confident that [ russian accent ] comrade trump will be great success for glorious u.s. and also a. u.s. and a. trump advisor kellyanne conway said today that the media should not focus on what donald trump says and instead report on what is in his heart. although, really, how much is there to report about