Of american drama was criticized by meryl streep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell said yesterday republicans will begin repealing obamacare by the end of the week. But dont worry, hes not taking away your health care, hes just storing it in his cheeks for the winter. [ laughter and applause ] the movie la la land won a record seven Golden Globes last night. The movie tells the story of a struggling jazz musician named sebastian who against all odds is white. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows that 55 of americans are confident that donald trump will defend u. S. Interests abroad. But an internet poll shows that 100 of americans are confident that [ russian accent ] comrade trump will be Great Success for glorious u. S. And also a. U. S. And a. Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway said today that the media should not focus on what donald trump says and instead report on what is in his heart. Although, really, how much is there to report about chicken grease . [ light laughter ] First Lady Michelle Obama gave her final white house speech on friday where she told young people to, quote, never fear. Thought it was weird that she told old people to, quote, watch your backs. [ laughter ] you are not safe. Watch your backs. More than 60 cities around the world celebrated the 16th annual nopants subway ride yesterday. Or as that one guy on your train calls it sunday. [ light laughter ] a woman at a hospital in detroit last week wore an electronic chewbacca mask while giving birth. And while getting pregnant, said her husband, whos weird. [ laughter ] a man is claiming that his struggle with sleep apnea caused him to grope a womans breasts on a flight. Said the woman, nice try, mr. President elect. [ laughter and applause ] its a condition. Its a medical condition. [ light laughter ] on this day in 1493, Christopher Columbus famously mistook three manatees for mermaids, describing them as not half as beautiful as they are painted. Even weirder, he added, but twice as good in the sack. [ light laughter ] youre not wrong. [ light laughter ] and finally, today was the ten Year Anniversary of the iphone. Which makes tomorrow the ten Year Anniversary of your second iphone. [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Hes in the new movies the book of love. Hes one of our dear friends. Jason sudeikis is on the show tonight. [cheers and applause] shes one of the stars of hulus the path, now in its Second Season. Michelle monaghan is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he has a fantastic special called the messy truth, its back on cnn. Van jones is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a very interesting guy that im looking forward to talking to. Before we get to all that, the transition to Donald Trumps presidency has been just as chaotic in the first week of 2017 as it was before the new year. From the ongoing dispute over russian hacking to the gops attempt to ram through cabinet appointments without fully vetting them. Also, tweets. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ applause ] seth president ial transitions are a time to project an image of calm and stability by, for example, holding regular press conferences, or giving interviews. Instead, trump has continued he about some of the least important things you could possibly imagine, like the ratings for the allnew celebrity apprentice. That a looks at this. He tweeted, wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped or destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine djt. Referring to himself, clearly. So much for being a movie star. The president elect ends the tweet with this, but who cares . He supported kasich and hillary. Seth when you end a tweet with the words who cares, we all know the answer is you. [ laughter ] you care. And clearly this isnt exactly a carefully thoughtout communication strategy, because one of trumps senior advisers and spokespeople, Kellyanne Conway, found out about the tweets while she was on the air on fox news. Okay, look at this. Uhoh. Your boss just tweeted again. Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped or destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine donald j. Trump. And then, so much for. Theyll be another one coming up. Hes typing yeah, hes typing. Well, good for him. [ laughter ] seth hes typing. Good for him. She talks about him like hes a monkey at the state fair. Hes typing in overalls, no less [ applause ] trumps impulsive stream of consciousness tweets might seem embarrassing for an incoming president , but trump is apparently proud of his twitter presence. So proud, that according to the washington post, he boasts to friends, aides, and journalists alike, about the quality of his writing and claims that people call him the Ernest Hemingway of twitter. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] though i would say youre just the ernest of twitter. [ applause ] seriously, if Ernest Hemingway heard you say that, he would kill himself again. [ laughter ] and any hopes that trump would start this week focused on serious issues were shattered when meryl streep while not mentioning him by name had this to say at the Golden Globes. Position to bully others, we all lose. Seth and sure enough, this morning the president elect responded to streep in a series of tweets, including one that said meryl streep, one of the most overrated actresses in hollywood, doesnt know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. Overrated . Shes so good, people use her to compliment people in other professions. Like lebron james is the meryl streep of basketball. Or donald trump is the meryl streep of having thin skin. [ laughter ] now, whether these tweets are calculated distractions or just the ramblings of an unhinged narcissist, its clear trump would much rather talk about his feud with meryl streep than say the fact that intelligence officials believe russia hacked the Democratic National committee and the Clinton Campaign to help trump win the election. Since the election, trump has responded to the findings of the Intelligence Community by openly mocking them while showering praise on Vladimir Putin. Mr. Trump tweeted late friday that, quote, Vladimir Putin said today about hillary and dems, in my opinion, it is humiliating. Dignity. So true. Donald trump tweeted, praising putin, great move on delay by v. Putin. I always knew he was very smart. Seth yeah, just so you know, you dont need the v. [ light laughter ] we know which putin. No one is thinking dave putin . From putin chevrolet . [ light laughter ] in fact, rather than criticize russia for allegedly stealing private data and waging a Disinformation Campaign to interfere with the election, trump and his team have attacked the democrats for getting hacked in the first place. On friday, trump tweeted, gross negligence by the Democratic National committee allowed hacking to take place. So i guess it was gross negligence when trump himself announced in 2013, my twitter has been seriously hacked. We are looking for the perpetrators. Incidentally the best part about that 2013 hack was that all the hackers did was use trumps twitter account to post lil wayne lyrics. [ light laughter ] like this hacked trump tweet these hoes think they classy. Well thats the class im skippin. And you can tell thats not trump, because he didnt say the hoes were overrated. [ light laughter ] and its important to question trumps word on anything hacking related, since he doesnt seem to have a firm grasp of how the technology works. Take this comment from an impromptu press appearance just before the new year, when he said this about the allegations of russian hacking. I think we ought to get on with our lives. I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole, you know, age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly whats going on. [ light laughter ] seth well, if the age of computer is when don king just stands there and waves a giant american flag, i think trump is right nobody knows whats going on. [ laughter ] and then there was this comment on new years eve when trump claimed the best way to prevent hacking is to just not use computers to send important messages. You know, if you have something really important, write it out and have it delivered by courier, the oldfashioned way. Computer is safe. I dont care what they say. No computer is safe. I have a boy whos 10 years old, he can do anything with a computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier. Seth great. Or you could just go full lannister and communicate by raven. [ light laughter ] oh, wait, you cant. I just remembered a lannister always pays his debts. [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] so trump has praised Vladimir Putin and attacked the dnc instead of the russians for the hacking. And on top of that, he and his team have claimed repeatedly that even if russia did supply wikileaks with hacked emails from the dnc and the Clinton Campaign, it had no effect on the election. Like just yesterday when conway said donald trump won because of things having nothing to do with the hacks. Thats right. Wikileaks had no effect on the election. Which is why donald trump never bothered mentioning them on the campaign trail. Ex f as our own team has said and wikileaks. Wikileaks that just came out. Wikileaks just actually came out wikileaks is amazing. Wikileaks i love wikileaks. Seth wikileaks [ light laughter ] i love it and i love to say it. Wikileaks [ light laughter ] hes just a boy in love with wikileaks. [ light laughter ] its only a matter of time before he shows up outside Julian Assanges window. [ laughter and applause ] the scary thing the scary thing about trumps feud with the Intelligence Community isnt that skepticism is bad. In fact, skepticism of anonymous intelligence claims is essential and healthy. The scary thing is who trump is listening to instead of the Intelligence Community. Take, for example, trumps pick for senior director of Strategic Communications for the National Security council, monica crowley. This weekend, cnn reported that crowley had plagiarized multiple sources in her 2012 book, including the new york times, wikipedia, and even a website for a podiatrist. [ light laughter ] thats right, trumps pick for director of Strategic Communications gets her info from a podiatrists website. Although, to be fair, her book was called pictures of weird feet. [ light laughter ] crowleys appointment is yet another sign that trump may not be surrounding himself with the most competent or ethical people. Which is why its important to review all his cabinet nominees carefully. For example, cabinet appointments normally go through an ethics review process before they have their confirmation hearings. But this year, trumps team is doing things a little differently. We are now just days from the start of confirmation hearings in washington for u. S. President elect Donald Trumps cabinet nominees. But the office of government ethics says several have still not been properly vetted. The problem . The office of government ethics has not received the nominees Financial Disclosure information. As government ethics watchdogs expressed great concerns about incomplete background checks. We seem to have lost contact with the trumppence transition since the election, the ethics chief complains to the presidel seth lost contact with him . Did you try back stage at the miss usa pageant . [ light laughter ] so republicans are trying to ram through trumps cabinet appointments without vetting them first, and thats bad, because we need congress to exercise its oversight over a Trump Presidency that rife with potential for conflicts of interest and corruption. Trump also has a tendency to associate with some shady characters. Like at his new years party at his maralago club, where he bragged to a crowd of wealthy patrons that he was going to9 cut their taxes and take Health Insurance away from millions of people. All i can tell you is were going to do a good job. Okay . [ cheers ] your taxes are coming down. Regulations are coming off. Were going to get rid of obamacare, because [ cheers ] seth they cheered the prospect of people losing Health Insurance like nasa landing a rover on mars. The eagle has landed, and he does not have health or dental. [ light laughter ] celebrating . When he says theyre going to repeal obamacare, hes not just any old rich guy. According to the daily news, hes actually a convicted felon with ties to notorious gambino crime family boss, john gotti. And he goes by the nickname, and this is real, joey no socks. [ laughter ] are you sure thats the kind of guy you want to associate with . Im talking to you, joey. [ laughter and applause ] this has been a closer look. [ applause ] well be right back with our friend Jason Sudeikis, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] more people than ever are choosing nissan. Making us north americas Fastest Growing auto brand in 2016. Take on 2017 and get the safety youd expect. D americas best truck warranty. 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When things go perfectly. Right. Does your makeup remover every kissproof,ff . Cryproof, stayproof look . Neutrogena® makeup remover does. It erases 99 of your most stubborn makeup with one towelette. Need any more proof than that . Neutrogena. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, eveybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] glad to have you guys here. Happy new year. Also we have fred armisen with us this week. So [ cheers and applause ] delighted to have you here, fred. Fred you too. Seth everything well, also i want to congratulate you, fred. Season seven of portlandia started last week. [ applause ] fred yeah, we just started. Seth amazing. Fred yeah, season seven. Seth and yet, even with portlandia you have time for other projects, which just blows my mind. Youre here, youre at portlandia, and last night were the Golden Globes. And our friend jimmy fallon hosted, did a fantastic job, i thought. Fred yeah. Yeah. Seth and yet i heard this morning, you hosted a companion fred its very true. The same night. Seth what . Fred same night. Seth oh you hosted it was the exact same night. Fred the exact same night, yeah. And we did it out of columbus, ohio. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] fred and it was the nailies. Seth the nailies . Fred yeah. Seth and what do the nailies celebrate . Fred its just like expertness in carpenters. [ laughter ] seth okay. Fred carpentership. So its just they give a sort of nail. Seth okay. Fred on a you know. And there were about 33 people, recipients of the award. Seth about . Fred about. Seth okay. Fred some of them were kind of a gray area, because theyre still working on it. Seth yeah, oh yeah. Fred as they were, you know. Building the houses and stuff. Seth oh, i gotcha. Fred so these are really great carpenters. We have, you know, the guy who won for best door. [ laughter ] you know. Best hallway redoing. You know. [ light laughter ] seth how are the speeches . Fred not good. [ laughter ] very which is, i understand that. But they just didnt really understand the concept of like i mean, it was a lot of waiting. Up on stage and stuff. But there was one speech that was beautiful. Really gorgeous. By henry stevenson. Seth uhhuh. Fred know what i dont know if anyone knows him. [ laughter ] he worked on this airport. And he was just very like he was just very, like, humble. Seth uhhuh. Fred and he just very, very, like, heartfelt speech. Seth thats great. Fred yeah, it was great. It was really seth and as the host, were there musical numbers . Fred yes. [ laughter ] yes. Many musical numbers, and i think thats going to change for next year. Seth okay, great. Fred yeah. Seth well i cant wait for next years nailies. Thank you so much for being here. Fred armisen everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an actor and comedian you know for his work on saturday night live and in films such as horrible bosses and were the millers. He stars in the sitcom son of zorn, which airs sunday nights on fox. He can also be seen in the upcoming film the book of love, which hits theaters and video on demand this friday. Please welcome back to the show our very good friend Jason Sudeikis, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi buddy hello seth so good to have you back hi guys [ cheers and applause ] seth so theyre very excited. Theyre very excited to see you and they im excited to see you because you very liberal use of the applause button, by the way. [ laughter ] seth yeah, we went its been jamming. Is that what it is . It sticks . Hmm, cant shouldnt eat waffles while youre running that button. Seth exactly, there he is. That guys a syrup jockey. So i want to talk to you about friday night. Mhmm. Seth you and your lovely companion, olivia mhmm. Seth you went to the white house for the final party. It was saturday night. Seth oh, saturday night . Yeah, it was saturday, yeah. Friday we got they sort of were like, no, not now. Seth okay, gcha. [ laughter ] were not ready for you. Were not ready. They were both michelle and barack were in their robes still, going, oh, no were not were not dressed. Its tomorrow. [ light laughter ] seth showing up early, thats no good. I blame the icalendar. Seth how was it . How was this party . Ehh. Steve yeah, yeah. No, its off the record. Seth yeah. But for you and you. [ light laughter ] how are your ratings by the way . Seth oh, theyre really good. Thats good, okay good. Then here we go. No, it was amazing. Seth yeah. Id never been to the white house before. Seth really . So that like never you know like scholastically on a field trip or protesting or easter egg hunting. Or anything like that. [ laughter ] seth you havent been invited. No, nothing. No. Seth so this is a good final invite. Absolutely. Seth or a good first invite. Which is yeah yeah, i mean you know well see. An invite is different than a, you know, saying yes. Seth yeah. An acceptance, right . But yeah seth do you feel like saying yes, do you feel like anyone said no to this party . Evidently, like, they sent out like 800, like, invites. I think they got two back that said they couldnt be there. Seth wow. Yeah. It was tucker carlson. Steve uhhuh. [ laughter ] and his lovely mother. [ light laughter ] yeah. Seth whats the security like . Intense. Seth yeah. As you would hope and expect. Which is why i didnt bring, you know, all my extracurriculars with me. But they have a dog that goes through there at some point. You know, literally, you go through a metal detector. And its everybody. I mean we were freezing outside. Didnt thought wed just get dropped off and then, you know, like decent human beings. You know, be able to roll in. No, we were in a freezing line with barely any coat on or anything like that in d. C. And you had like Jeffrey Katzenberg was in line. And bob iger, from disney, abc. And Dave Letterman was right next to us. So its like they they dont care. Seth yeah. Theyre just like, no, youve got to wait. We want everybody safe. I had a dog sniffs you. But the dog youre going through like a little thing and then theres a fan lightly blowing a waft of whatever you got going on. [ laughter ] or had going on. Seth right. Earlier. [ light laughter ] and then the dog, the dog smells it. Seth and can the can the dog smell the difference between have and had . Apparently. [ laughter ] seth okay, yeah. Because it smelled and then like, and then the guy was like, okay. Then sort of brought the dog back over, almost like you know, you got this. Like gave it a little pep talk or something. Im sures its, like its seth yeah. Whatever the thing is. Seth yeah. You know, olfactory senses. I dont know. Im not a doctor. And then brought the dog back. And then the dog was like, calmed down. And the guy goes, all right, youre good to go. He goes, that was close [ laughter ] but youre good. And i go i go, its all right, i like close. I came here for the action. Its what i wanted. So it might have been and im of course referring to marijuana seth yeah. For the record, not, you know, gun play. [ light laughter ] seth right. It would have been great if you got shut down at the door. And you know, obamas saying, wait, 797 . I thought we only had two nos. [ light laughter ] yeah. Well he was here. But he had like, a joint on him and so we had to let him go. Seth and no cameras. No cameras. No, you had to check you had to check your phones. And, again, like, if this was like, you know, the troubadour in l. A. Or like kemper arena in kansas city. Where, we put you put it in a lunch bag. They put olivia and i put our phones in a lunch bag, and then they just rolled it up, like mom used to do. And then we write on a sharpie our last name, ahe i havent done that, like ever. I was like, how am i trusting oh, right im at the white house. This is cool, its cool. [ light laughter ] and sure enough, it came back, and i dont know. I mean, the nsa has it all anyway. Seth yeah. So what do i care . Its like, you know seth right, exactly. The nsa and tim cook. Like im a known entity. Im in the cloud. So like and then we got it back, and it was very, you know, nonchalant. I didnt you didnt have to tip. Which is you know seth thats nice. [ laughter ] thats a bonus. Its weird when you tip, when theres peoples photos on the money and on the walls. Seth yeah, right. Youre giving a smaller picture of washington. Youve got this big one, what do you need my picture of George Washington for . This one is in color. [ light laughter ] seth is it refreshing to not have your phone at an evening like that . A little bit. Seth yeah. But also i did have the tableau like the phantom, you know, ringing seth right. Throughout the evening. But then when we have two kids, we had a little girl three months ago. Seth congratulations. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] i mean you know thank you, thank you. You know olivia did most of the work. Seth yeah, yeah. You know. Seth i heard, i heard. So yeah, every time you referred to them, im like, well, here. Let me just wipe my hands seth yeah. Like i, you know, was just eating a doughnut. Like i seth yeah. Theres no phone in my pocket. Seth and it would have been weird if you brought an entire photo album. But i should have done that. That would have been the move, is like have a little polaroid. And be like seth yeah. But i didnt know. I thought literally, like this thing started at 8 30. On the invite it said gates close at 10 30. I thought it was going to be a twohour party. Kansas hayseed right here was just like, liv, we got to make sure we get there on time, because its done at 10 30. Shes like, i dont think its done at 10 30, hun. I go, the gates close at 10 30, i dont want to be stuck in there. Seth yeah. Like, ill never know how to get out. Like, its like thats not what it meant, at all. They went to like 4 30. It was like one of our after parties. Seth thats fantastic. It was nuts, and yeah, it was a really just a very joyful, interesting, lovely sort of sad time. I met him, you know, when he was on our show seth yeah. Back in october 2007. Seth yeah, candidate obama. Senator, yeah exactly. Seth yeah. Shook his hand, dressed up as spongebob squarepants. Seth yeah. Because it was a halloween episode. And then to shake his hand. Seth there you go, good bookends. A little bookend, yeah. Seth very nice bookend. American bookends. Seth there you go. Youve got a new movie. Yeah. Seth book of love. Yes. Seth jessica biel, and maisie williams. Yeah. From game of thrones. Seth from game of thrones. Fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth do you want well show clip and talk about it . How what order do you want to do this in . Yeah, lets show the clip. Seth okay. Well, the basic idea, i guess i should tell you what it is. The clip, it will make more sense, is that i play my wife passes away very early on in the movie, and to go through the mourning process, i promised my wife that i would help this little homeless girl build a raft out of trash. Seth got you. There you go. Im glad you set it up. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth lets take a look. Suck it why are you building a raft . F off, amber alert wait, hey, look, i have the plans, i have your plans right here. I did this. I mean, its just from memory, but you know, with a few modifications ive got a ton of ideas. Hey, well you can use my back yard, okay . Please, this is my fault, let me let me help you. Forget it okay, stop. All right, now, look, i know you dont know me at all, and youre right to be dubious of strangers, but i just i really think im supposed to do this, to help you. Sorry. And thats it. Seth fantastic. Thats the whole movie. Seth thats it. [ laughter ] oh so, that was not a clip . That was the that was it. [ applause ] no, theres more. Seth so you, neither you and both of you . Neither you and olivia watch game of thrones . No. Seth oh, my gosh. Were the two. Seth youre the two. Yeah. Theres the two people that said no to the party. And then were the two people, that dont watch game of thrones. Seth well, it must be refreshing though for maisie, to work with somebody whos not asking her a ton of questions about spoilers. Absolutely. Seth yeah. I would like to think so. Seth yeah. I like to think if theres anything that she likes about me its that i dont know what she does for a living. [ laughter ] i only knew her, as that, you know, little rugrat, you know, that wants to build a raft. For reasons we dont know. We didnt give that away, in the video. Thats always its always good to tease. So great to have you here, buddy, always such a pleasure to see you. Thank you, you too. Yeah. Seth and come back soon. Always. Seth give it up for Jason Sudeikis everybody. [ cheers and applause ] son of zorn airs sunday nights on fox. And the book of love hits theaters and video on demand this friday. Well be right back with michelle monghan. [ cheers and applause ] you got your mom side. A just be calm side. You got a, i never thought id get married at 65 side. Hey im just looking side. Man, you better buy that ride, whooo thats why theres nationwide. They help to know, protect and grow your many sides. Yeeeahhh nationwide is on your side. I believe in me too. I am the unicorn of your confidence hello, miss bates. Do you have a tax question . I do. Theres a bunch of creepy kids in this house i moved into. Are they your kids . No, no, they were here when i moved in. That sounds awful. Can i claim them as dependents . Unfortunately, you cant, but you may be able to deduct some of your moving expenses. Good, cause im gonna have to move again. 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You have turned me int and im standing there in front of people telling them some story i dont even know is true. Seth please welcome to the show michelle monaghan. [cheers and applause] steve how are you . Im really im doing a lot better than i am in that clip. Seth im glad youve rebounded. [ light laughter ] very emotional, but here you are. You look lovely. Thank you. Steve and congratulations. You have the path. Youre in the upcoming film patriots day that im so excited to see, and you have a film with jamie foxx, sleepless. I do, i do. Seth theres some physical activity, theres some fighting. There is. I seth have you ever have to fight train for a film before . No, and i actually took it very seriously. I actually trained for two months with an amazing stunt coordinator, um, and it was a lot of fun, and i became very, very good at it. I will say, however, maybe too good. Seth oh, wow. And when i was fighting jamie, i actually clocked him right in the kisser. Seth because that seems to be part of the training would be not to do that. Not to do that. I was a little quick on the draw, and i chipped his teeth. [ audience ohs ] and i split my knuckle open. [ light laughter ] and i was thinking, oh, gosh. Okay, lets stop. And he goes, keep going. And i thought, oh my god. Okay. And we kept going and we kept shooting the scene, and then the next day i was so embarrassed. I was so sheepish. But i kept trying to like take a a look at his mouth and then i see that his teeth are fixed, theyre perfect. Seth his teeth grew back . His teeth grew back in the middle of the night. [ laughter ] he basically his best friend is a dentist, and he got him to come over in the middle of the night and hook him up. Seth oh my god. Only jamie foxx. Seth by the way yeah, that a dentist on call in the middle of the night. Seth thats a such a level of cool that you have a dentist middle of the night. On speed dial. [ light laughter ] seth and patriots day this is a film about the Boston Marathon bombing, and im very excited to see it. Pete berg, a fantastic director. Yes. Steve Mark Wahlberg actually from boston, obviously, so his boston accent [ light laughter ] was it intimidating for you . It was probably one of the most intimidating things ive ever done. The boston accent is hahd. [ laughter ] and i actually but i found like a sneaky way. I actually worked on it really hard, once again. And i would get in the van with the teamsters, with the drivers that drive me to work really early in the morning, and it was still dark outside so i felt slightly less vulnerable. And i would immediately start working on my accent with them. And they indulged me, and by the time i got to work i was completely all warmed up. They were very sweet. I kind of have an affinity for teamsters because i learned how to drive an 18 wheeler. A few years ago. Seth was that for a part . It was for a part. Steve or for a side job . [ laughter ] i thought about it. Every now and then im on set, and i ask them if i can move the trucks, but i got rid of my license. But theyre always very nice to me, the teamsters seth i think if a boston teamster told you your accent would be okay, its okay because theyre not ones to like give faint praise. Oh no, no, no, no. Not at all, not at all. And thats exactly why i was so nervous, but they gave me the green light so its good, yeah. Seth now you are from, not boston but a very small town in iowa. I am. Seth and a thousand people . Less than a thousand . 700 people. Seth seven hundos. So thats officially a small town. Yeah, exactly. It has a bar, though. Seth oh, congratulations. Thank you. [ light laughter ] seth i actually drove it in. The sign says, we have a bar. [ light laughter ] you and did you so you got your start modeling. Did you come to new york first . No, i actually i started in japan. H i went to it was like the third time i was on a plane. I went to japan to model for three months. They give girls contracts there and i made some cash to put myself through college, but it is a bit of a Culture Shock because im like, a meat and potatoes kind of gal. Seth sure. Did it i would imagine japan very hard to not different kind of bars. I mean they like the very first night i arrived actually i went to the model apartment. I met a couple of the girls, and they said, you want to go to a sushi bar . I really thought we were going to a bar. I had never even heard of sushi before. And so i was slightly disappointed when we rock up to the sushi bar and theres like a rotary, like of sushi. Seth and not a single miller high life. Yeah, exactly. Busch light. But basically im thinking, what do i do here . Its all moving around really slowly so i pick up the prettiest thing that i see. Seth gotcha. Which is salmon roe. And its round and its orange and its bright and its shiny. And i pick that up, i pop it in my mouth. And if anybodys had salmon roe, it pops like salmon juice, like all over your mouth seth if you dont know whats coming, its bad. Its really bad. [ laughter ] so you know what you do . You reach for the guacamole thats going to [ audience oohs ] seth no, thats problematic. [ laughter ] no, no, no, no. Literally, i take it with my chopstick. I go like this. I put that in my mouth. Ive never had so much pain in my life. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] its basically the biggest lucille ball moment of my life. [ light laughter ] everyones looking at me. Im screaming. Yeah, it was really rough. Really rough. Seth and they were like, you know what, were not going to make you do the full three months. You know what i did . I went straight to mcdonalds. [ laughter ] seth thats good. There you go. Thats what an iowa girl should do. Exactly. [ applause ] seth thank you so much for being here. Congratulations on all three projects. Thank you. Seth such a delight to see you, michelle. Thank you. Steve michelle monaghan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the Second Season of the path premiers on hulu january 25th. Well be right back with van jones. [ cheers and applause ] theres more than one route to the top. The lexus ls and lx. Each offering leadingedge comfort, safety and performance technologies. The ultimate in refinement meets the ultimate in capability. Lease the 2017 lx 570 for 899 a month for 36 months. See your lexus dealer. Once upon a time a girl with golden locks broke into a house owned by three bears. She ate some porridge, broke the baby bears chair, and stole some jewelry, a flatscreen tv, and a laptop. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped the bears with homeowners insurance. They were able to replace all their items. Including a new chair from crate and barrel. Call geico and see how easy it is to switch and save on homeowners insurance. Hashtag stuffy nose. Hashtag no sleep. 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If you dont build an organization that is based on relationships, understanding the issues, then you can model and data and statistic your way through a losing campaign, and thats exactly what happened with the Clinton Campaign. Seth please welcome to the show van jones. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good. Seth good. I want to commend you on this special, because i think its providing a great service, because you basically are going out, youre talking to voters about why they voted. Yep. Seth and some of them voted for hillary. Some of them voted for donald trump. But and i think it speaks to the title, the messy truth. I feel like now a lot of punditry is saying he won because of this, she won because of that. But you kind of find out that people have different theres are a lot of reasons people made their decisions. Youw, there and you talk to people, its just amazing. I went i got a chance to go to ohio, and i talked to twotime obama voters who voted for trump. And i said, well, why, how . I dont [ light laughter ] im confused. You know. And they said, well, we voted for change, and then we voted for change again. And i said, thats not what we meant in 2008. [ laughter ] we didnt mean it that way seth but i watched that, and i have to say, and which is why youre providing a service. You watched those people say that, and you see where theyre coming from. You see what lead them to make that decision. And ill tell you, because they felt left out. Thats the thing. Listen, were there some voters who really loved all the inflammatory, racial stuff that trump said . Yes, they were out there, and they voted. Ive talked about those. But for that family that was a union family, a white union family that voted for democrats all the way down, but they didnt feel that the Clinton Campaign really was speaking to them. They had three, i think, factories close in their county, in the middle of the campaign. Trump went to that county. Clinton never went. And so they felt like, you know what . Nobody cares about us, were gonna try to vote. We dont like that stuff, but we gotta vote for our jobs. Seth and now, do you think the Democratic Party is doing a good enough job finding fault in their own efforts, as opposed to looking outward at external forces and blaming other things . Is that a trick question . I mean, no. I mean, so far what you hear is, it was the comey letter, it was the russians, it was all this stuff, and thats true. But she was running against an orange nightmare. She should have won 50 states. [ laughter ] i dont want to hear about the russians right now. I think that we thought as democrats that it was going to be a referendum on bigotry in the republican party. But in those counties where it mattered, it became a referendum on elitism in the Democratic Party, where peodi that we understood what it meant to be a coal miner. What it meant to be a rust belt worker. And as a result, a lot of people just didnt feel the love. And now we say, oh, well and then of course, we go the other way. Well, hillary was too multicultural, she was too pluralistic. No, no, we werent pluralistic enough, we werent multicultural enough. We should have had a bigger circle of love. Seth well, i am glad you mentioned that because we were sort of talking about White Working Class family in the rust belt. And i feel like that sort of demographics received a lot of attention after this election as having swung the tides. But in the next special you talk to black voters in michigan, and it does seem like theyre being a little forgotten after this went down. Theyre affected by the results of this election as well but because they didnt swing it one way or the other, they seem neglected, attentionwise. But they did swing it. They did swing it. Hillary clinton only lost michigan by 10,000 votes. There were 100,000 people in michigan alone who did not vote in 2016 who did vote in 2012 and 2008. So what happened to that 100,000 . So im like, this is like a murder mystery. Like, what happened . You know what i mean . If they had come out to vote, she would have won michigan easily. So i went to find out what happened with those voters. Seth and i have to imagine has it been because i assume sometimes it must be very frustrating talking to voters about how they came to their decision. Other times it must be cathartic and it must be it must be nice to talk to voters who chose a different candidate as you and to realize you have more in common, because right now it seems like the media talks about how little we have in common. You know, its theres a im a part of the problem. I am a pundit. And heres what happens. Youre a pundit, and youre sitting there. And a republican says something thats actually very smart. That you hadnt you never thought of it before. But you dont think you can just say, you got me. [ laughter ] right . You know . Seth yea have au contraire, and keep the fight going. And you dont feel sometimes that you have the permissions for just the discovery and the confession. And so thats why its so good to talk to ordinary people. Because in the ordinary conversation with a regular person, if somebody says something that somebody didnt know, sometimes they might an admit that, and thats very refreshing. Seth yeah, talking about the punditry, we obviously saw you on cnn at the long desk, about 16 people. Eight republicans, eight democrats. Was there ever a time that you thought, well, this is good, this is a helpful conversation, this is a nice way people talk . [ light laughter ] at the commercial breaks. [ laughter ] you know, its funny, though. Those moments, you know, every now and again you do break through into a real conversation, and, you know, jeffrey lord and i had so many back and forths, and people kept asking me, is jeffrey lord just making this up . Is jeffry lord jeffrey lord believes every word. Jeffery lord would say the same thing on set, at the commercial break, in me parking lot, in the uber. Like, i get it jeff. You believe this stuff. And so we could actually have a real back and forth. And when we did do that, i think it was useful. Seth well, i really do appreciate it. I mean what i say. Its very refreshing. Its nice to watch you out there. And its helpful, i think, for all of us to hear what led voters to this decision, especially in a sort of positive way that youre doing it. Well, i just think that both Political Parties have some blind spots. And i think that both parties have a lot to learn. We need both parties to be better. And the messy truth is trying to figure out how we get there. Seth well thanks for doing it. And so thank you as well for being here. Really appreciate it. Van jones, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth the messy truth airs january 11th on cnn. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] thiswith fries and a pepsiger mis just 9. 99. Mine has bacon seared right in. Mine has gift cards. Mine has game tickets. Get a burger, fries and a pepsi for just 9. 99 at lunch, plus a shot at great prizes. Im here today talking about dove advance care. 48 hours of protection. I dont have to reapply this. Not once its really soft and almost velvety. As you put it on. I can show my arms. When im dancing. 5 stars like a 4. 5 out of 5. Actually, i wanna change that. Its like reaaally soft. Actually, i give a 5 stars try dove advance care. For softer, smoother underarms. Comes complete with six benefits in one bottle. So you and your family are completely ready to rise to the occasion. 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