Jon what is up . [cheers and applause] welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. We got a great show for you tonight. There is so much going on in the world right now. The president of iran died in a helicopter crash, the International Criminal court is moving towards arrest warrants for bibi netanyahu, and Michael Cohen admitted on the stand today that he stole money from the Trump Organization only in a donald trump trial would the star witness be the one who ends up going to jail. How lucky is donald trump . Donald trump is like a corruption mr. Magoo, hes just stumbling around, quid pro quoing, metal beams falling all around him, gets out completely unscathed. But forget about all of that. Because there is still one story with so many unanswered questions, it made its way all the way to the White House Press corps. Can we still assume that the Kansas City Chiefs will be visiting the white house this year in celebration of their super bowl victory . Can you confirm, is the c
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laughter but given obamas Foreign Policy record, this debate is going to be a bloodbath. I congratulate him on taking out osama bin laden. Drones are being used in drone strikes and i support that entirely. And feel the president was right. I want to underscore the same point the president made. I felt the same as the president did. I supported his action there. Absolutely the right thing to do to have crippling sanctions. cheers and applause jon i think romneys leaning obama laughter apparently romney is one of this years coveted swing voters. Look, how closely did mitt romney align himself with what had, i guess up until last night, been the worst Foreign Policy ever . Listen to these guys duet on syria. I believe that assad must go. Assad has to go. I dont want to have our military involved in syria. For us to get more entangled militarily in syria is a serious step. So the right course for us is working through our partners in consultation with our partners to identify responsible
laughter but given obamas Foreign Policy record, this debate is going to be a bloodbath. I congratulate him on taking out osama bin laden. Drones are being used in drone strikes and i support that entirely. And feel the president was right. I want to underscore the same point the president made. I felt the same as the president did. I supported his action there. Absolutely the right thing to do to have crippling sanctions. cheers and applause jon i think romneys leaning obama laughter apparently romney is one of this years coveted swing voters. Look, how closely did mitt romney align himself with what had, i guess up until last night, been the worst Foreign Policy ever . Listen to these guys duet on syria. I believe that assad must go. Assad has to go. I dont want to have our military involved in syria. For us to get more entangled militarily in syria is a serious step. So the right course for us is working through our partners in consultation with our partners to identify responsible
laughter but given obamas Foreign Policy record, this debate is going to be a bloodbath. I congratulate him on taking out osama bin laden. Drones are being used in drone strikes and i support that entirely. And feel the president was right. I want to underscore the same point the president made. I felt the same as the president did. I supported his action there. Absolutely the right thing to do to have crippling sanctions. cheers and applause jon i think romneys leaning obama laughter apparently romney is one of this years coveted swing voters. Look, how closely did mitt romney align himself with what had, i guess up until last night, been the worst Foreign Policy ever . Listen to these guys duet on syria. I believe that assad must go. Assad has to go. I dont want to have our military involved in syria. For us to get more entangled militarily in syria is a serious step. So the right course for us is working through our partners in consultation with our partners to identify responsible