Forgot To Move Your “Elf On The Shelf”? We’ve Got Excuses
Creepy looking little sucker, ain t he?
As if we didn t have enough stress this year with COVID-19 wreaking havoc with our Christmas plans, there is the added responsibility of keeping the Elf On The Shelf active and moving. Because, Heaven Forbid that you forget to move him one day, causing your children look at you with tear-filled eyes and ask questions about WHY Elfie didn t move during the night. BECAUSE, HE S INANIMATE! AND DADDY HAS A DEADLINE AT WORK!
Yeah, don t use that line. It may not have the desired impact, and your kids will recall the tale when they are having deep conversations with their therapists as adults.
brow meant to convince you this is serious. hey, everybody. ron burgundy is on. laura: jake tapper is on. that s more serious than what we ll see unfold this week in many ways and it is a pathetic attempt to divert attention from an undeniable political reality. the two dominant strains in today s democratic party spell disaster for them and america, heaven forbid, if they ever get power back. one fraction is the european style globalism represented by biden and bloomberg. what does this look like? think of emmanuel macron s friend, a cadre of rich people who rule over a beleaguered working class. we saw this during bloomberg s nanny state style rule of new york city.
demonized and not be able to get a job when they graduate? heaven forbid, be a cattle rancher, that will be demonized soon or be in the poultry business. that s exactly right. biden is a little behind the times.si there s a big movement to get pension funds and endowments to divest from fossil fuel companies. that is an untolerable position among the the base of the democratic party. the 70% of college students afraid to express political opinions, this is a bad thing. in some ways there s optimism in it. we find this work that we re we find this work that we re campuses across the country it s horrible thetr culture of intolerance exist on the campuses and students don t feel comfortable to express opinions. it s positive, the action might be more conservative than we realize. they re not afraid to express their liberal views, give me a break, not as if university of vermont, i m really afraid to talk about the green new deal. the student might be at
they truly are afraid, john and harmeet, everyone, of being demonized and not be able to get a job when they graduate? heaven forbid, be a cattle rancher, that will be demonized soon or be in the poultry business. that s exactly right. biden is a little behind the times. there s a big movement to get pension funds and endouments to divest from fossil fuel companies. that is an untolerable position among the the base of the democratic party. the 70% of college students afraid to express political opinions, this is a bad thing. in some ways there s optimism in it. we find this work that we re doing at turning point usa on campuses across the country, it s horrible the culture of intolerance exist on the campuses and students don t feel comfortable to express pnls. it s positive, the action might be more conservative than we realize. they re not afraid to express their liberal views, give me a
with your baby in a stranger s car. what happened? yes, they let us know early that morning that we were going to be evacuated and with less than five minutes after that announcement, they had a few gentlemen came into my room and lift me and put me in a wheelchair and wheeled me out. there were obviously not enough ambulances for the over 60 patients and so they started loading patients into private employee vehicles to get out of there as soon as possible. and you raced out of there with a man named dave, who you, i imagine, didn t know much more about other than his name. nope. and how far into the drive did you turn to him and say, you know, heaven forbid, you jump out with my baby? well, it was a lot more time than it was in distance. we were all in gridlock, not moving quickly with people getting panicky and leaving their vehicles and having to go