there is nothing new that happened but the network makes them do it so they say, the sandwich, he didn t say anythi anything. he is brave for going to get a sandwich. it doesn t make sense. they are on autopilot. you are the sandwich expert. people have noticed you do look like jared from subway. i do. i did this story just for you. he has been reading that on twitter for ten years. he did not write that joke. for a decade.