define relation and we celebrate when good ones succeed and we celebrate when bad ones fail. we root for failure. the best part of the united states of america is we can get rid of our own leaders if enough of us vote. it can be frustrating when you live next to idiots because idiots put idiots in charge. even sometimes idiots realize they picked an idiot. and that s what happened last night in chicago chicago has been living in an a nightmare for years. and this morning the city woke up to good news the windy city is getting a new mayor. oh. thank god. and tonight we are going to tell you about what the chicago elections means for the democratic party. it s actually good news. it s good news for the country because primetime has noticed a trend. but, first, let s dance on lori s grave. she can sing. come on baby don t you want to go come on baby don t you want to go. jesse: oh, and she can dance. she can even deliver pizza. [doorbell] hey did you
morning and some guy with bleach. this is insane. racism in new york, you know, she violated the golden rule of politics. haven having been a cop at one t and having lived in new york city, iminfinitely familiar with this. all politics are local. nothing more local than crime. there just isn t. i lived through it in new york in 8-1 democrat and republican city where giuliani beat deacons and won re-election by 18 points as a republican, i mean, it s not hard to figure out that people don t want to get robbed, raped and killed. this isn t complicated. jesse: you never cross the italians, the italians are the third rail of politics. you have got to keep the italians in your pocket. once you start tearing down columbus statues and bragging that you have the biggest unit in chicago, goodbye. listen, i may get fired from fox after this. that s okay. my last name is bongino. probably don t want to tell him who has a bigger crank. i m not sure pitch.