have two kids and i don t have a husband and i don t have errands fo runr either. effortlessness and ease of my life really payd eas off.n we american women celebrating noin husbands, no children. plus, happy labor day. labor day, not working holiday. if you want to know i what conventional wisdom is in washington, watch this sunday morninn g. political talk shows this is where the credentialed class s whe thcompetes in group think. if you say something unpredictable or againstif you the grain, it s your last appearance. only those who feig your lasn sincerity not earnestly and convey the most dry toast analysisit are allowed in thell sunday morning social club. no one is ever shockeowede d by anything. the wise men of washington talk wiwashingtg. g.thing comin that s why it was so revealing that over the weekend everyone wasthat s w shocked bye same thing. it is kind ofin shocking. g e way that despite all of the baggage that donald trump carrie carriess, he s tied
. oh, my goodness. i love you. i. i love you so. happy tuesday, everybody. all right. today, children s picture book day. so that s why tho one can reach president biden after the department of health and human services says doctors must obtain informed consent before performing a services exm i wish someone told my dentist that nearly one third of americans don t know. viewing a solar eclipse with a naked eyhird oe permanently dame their vision. there cs only one other thing you can see that poses the same danger. over the weekend, four inches of rain in southern california, a new two year total not seen sinceraa the latend 1800s. 1 there was so much rain in l.a. governor newsom had to move tom cruise to higher ground. texas health servicesg th are raising the alarm after a person tested positive for bird flu sincee it s texas. he was immediately served with coleslaw and cornbread. scientists portugal embrdentally created a mouse embryo with six legs and no. h
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. oh, yeah. yes. okay. stop undressing me with your eyes. happy wednesday, everyone. well, the republican national committee s headquarters was evacuated after receiving a packag e to donald trump containing two vials of bloodse. they ve already eliminated suspects who no longer have. the commerce department has that it wants to add a million women to the constructiowantn industry. that or jusn cot eight guys. yeah, it s funny. a brewery in the u.k. is being forced to shut down its websit e after selling a beer in honor of osama bin laden. it they should have sold vodka instead. that way, everyone coulde shoulr the terrorists with a shot to the face in nice. so they laughed at the setup, but not the punchline. a nigerian woman created world s widest wig at almost 12 feet in width. but is it for sale?whit asked one man. illinois politicians aimey want to change the word offender to justice, impactingdual the individual. but in a related story, illinois ill taxpayer
oh, yes, i. i know how you feel. happy tuesda y. once again, the white house has been caught editing the transcript of a biden speech changing. i was vp during the pandemic, too. i was vp during the recession. they v pandee even cleaned up se his videos, removing his mistakes. my name s joe biden. thank you. oh, yeah. edgyu.. michael cohen admitted he stole tens of thousandhes of dollars from trump s business. his defenders say, howeverrom, that he s like robin hood. he stole from the rich and gave to the senator patty murray introduced a bill to mandate auto safety testing with both male and female crash test dummies. you can tell the difference becausale in the crashes it s always the female dummy driving. it s true. can t argue with science. people saye a scie a pennsylvana resident dug up a significant amount of cocaine doing yard d work. authorities had no further detailugs, but the guy got his long hair done in one eighth the time on. this day, 1932, amelia