Jon welcome to the daily show. [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. We have a nice program for you tonight. [cheers and applause] very kind of you. Our guest tonight from the new movie philomena steve coogan. The great steve coogan is in our studio tonight. Well be talking to him. But [cheers and applause] top story tonight, im about to roll a clip. Chances are when you hear this clip, when you see this clip, you will applaud. Two reasons one, it will be a feeble attempt to keep yourselves warm which lets face facts not going to happen. Seriously even inside here i see the audience looking around to see which one of them to eat first. [laughter] and two, you will applaud because you people are moral degenerates. Root clip. In colorado today, the start a brand new industry as that state became the first in the country to make it legal for most people to buy marijuana. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon im saying something right here, right now i know my audience. [
Top story tonight, im about to roll a clip. Chances are when you hear this clip, when you see this clip, you will applaud. Two reasons one, it will be a feeble attempt to keep yourselves warm which lets face facts not going to happen. Seriously even inside here i see the audience looking around to see which one of them to eat first. [laughter] and two, you will applaud because you people are moral degenerates. Root clip. In colorado today, the start a brand new industry as that state became the first in the country to make it legal for most people to buy marijuana. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon im saying something right here, right now i know my audience. [laughter] recreational pot is now legal in colorado which will, according to lester holt, create a brand new industry in that state. A potselling industry. Wow, brand new. [ laughter ] i guess lucky for colorados Stores Selling water pipes for tobacco and black light posters infrastructure can be easily repurposed f
Jon im saying something right here, right now i know my audience. [laughter] recreational pot is now legal in colorado which will, according to lester holt, create a brand new industry in that state. A potselling industry. Wow, brand new. [ laughter ] i guess lucky for colorados Stores Selling water pipes for tobacco and black light posters infrastructure can be easily repurposed for this new pot industry. Its not going to be like the wild west in colorado theres stringent limits on the law. Pot purchases at least 21 years old. Jon check. Rules out the kiddies. You cant light up in public and police warn you still cant drive high. Jon what . Well then riddle me this, batman, why does taco bell have a drivethru . That, my friends that is entrapment. Cant drive high that is entrapment. [ laughter ] getting stricter here. Any restrictions on the sale of marijuana . Pot shops cannot open until 8 00 a. M. And must close by midnight. [ laughter ] jon you know given your clientel im sure you
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york,ing this the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. We have a nice program for you tonight. [cheers and applause] very kind of you. Our guest tonight from the new movie philomena steve coogan. The great steve coogan is in our studio tonight. Well be talking to him. But [cheers and applause] top story tonight, im about to roll a clip. Chances are when you hear this clip, when you see this clip, you will applaud. Two reasons one, it will be a feeble attempt to keep yourselves warm which lets face facts not going to happen. Seriously even inside here i see the audience looking around to see which one of them to eat first. [laughter] and two, you will applaud because you people are moral degenerates. Root clip. In colorado today, the start a brand new industry as that state became the first in the country to make i