Comedian Andy Cameron tells us that his granny, Bella, got her provisions from Boabby’s Biscuit Bus. One night in the pub, Boabby told Andy he had visited Bella’s street and she came on the bus for a few bits and pieces. “Boabby,” said Bella, who was in her 80s at the time. ”Gie’s a quarter o’ tomatoes, a hauf pun o’ cheese and a hauf pun o’ butter.” Boabby informed her that because the UK was now in the decimal age it was all kilos. “Well, gie s a quarter pun o’ kilos an aw,” said Bella. Toothy tune