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the tiny river fly, also known as scarce yellow sally, was thought to have died out decades ago, but a small number were re discovered in the river dee in wales. conservationists have made it their mission to bring them back through a special breeding programme at chester zoo. the insects were raised in aquariums that resembled conditions on the river bed. let s switch from headlines to punch lines now. we re going to talk comedy for the next few minutes because the award for the best one line joke at the edinburgh festival fringe has been given out. it was the work of lorna rose treen, who is currently perfoming at the fringe and here it is. i started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah . here are some others picked in the public vote. last year i had a great joke about inflation, but it s hardly worth it now . amos gill there. bennett arron came up with: i entered the how not to surrender competition and i won hands down .

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