If youre too cheap to buy a bowl of candy its hide in the house with the lights off. Im dressed as an eagle, american eagle. Since the election is neck week our theme is halloween. Its america. Its not halloween it is halloween. Guillermo what are you tonight . Guillermo the liberty bell. [ laughter ] jim [ cheers and applause ] are you ringing right now . Is that whats going on . Trying to lose weight. Jimmy are you feeling amorous . I see. Theres a big crack in the liberty bell. What happened . Was the liberty bell drinking tequila before work . Guillermo yeah, you got that right. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, all right. A lot of people have been saying hes the taco bell, he is not, hes the liberty bell. [ cheers and applause ] dicky thank you very much. Dicky our band leader cleto is uncle sam. Captain america. Jonathan, what are you . American flag. Jimmy youre the american flag, all right. [ cheers and applause ] the white house. What are you . Apple pie. Jimmy oh, apple pie, all right.