the fans. okay, they were vagrants who live under the bridge near my apartment. but that reminds me that we should talk about fentanyl. first of all, yes, it is the reason that greg is out. i promised him i wouldn t say anything but i feel like it s fine to lie to your boss who accuses you of doing drugs every day. more importantly, i want to talk about why fentanyl is a huge problem and why the government can t be the one to solve it. lately there s been a lot of talk about classifying fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction or drug cartels as terrorist organizations or any sale of fentanyl resulting in a fatal overdose as a federal crime worthy of the death penalty. but like that lord of the rings prequel show, all of it is a bad idea. don t at me in other words, even you know it s [bleep]. it s not that i think fentanyl poisoning is not a threat and i do say poisoning because many of the people who have died from fentanyl didn t intend to tap fentanyl at all. it s not lik