reporting. here are today s top trenders, voted on by you. the number three trender:major malfunction. the vice president has an excellent shot. he had a gun malfunction. no! i don t take it personal. i m sure it was some flaw in the manufacturer. shooter, misses his target again. the good news is, his gun didn t work and nobody got hurt. vice president dick cheney, accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt at a political supporter s ranch. my family and i are deeply sorry for all that vice president cheney and his family have had to go through. don t let your kids go hunting with the vice president. the number two trender. impeachy keen. impeachment. i think they re getting per lilly close. you need to vote for the u.s. senate. who is going to stop obama? if i could write that bill instead, it would be a dream come true. a right winger saves the date