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Democrats were hoping for. This race was closer than donald and ivanka at a fatherdaughter dance. [ laughter and applause ] the ballots are still being counted. Joe biden definitely did better than hillary clinton. He was able to pick up the sexist vote but he didnt do as well among racists. [ laughter ] even though the deal appears to be sealed, theres still a lot of attention being paid to the state of pennsylvania. The amish havent wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox. [ laughter ] ive been thinking about all this. For me the biggest question is, why did we believe the polls again . Youd think wed have learned our lesson. But i guess thats not how humans function. Were on season 25 of the bachelor and were like, i know it didnt work out the first 24 times but this one feels like love. [ laughter ] heres a theory thats very convenient for the pollsters, which is they claim the reason theyre wrong again is because people who supported donald trump lied to them because theyre embarrassed to say. Which is crazy, why would you support a person youre embarrassed to tell anyone youre for . Bottom line, dont trust any industry that calls you on your land line, okay . [ laughter ] it isnt official yet, but all signs are pointing to a joe biden win. Everyone seems to know it. Everyone except for donald trump. This is a fraud. On the american public. This is an embarrassment to our country. We were getting ready to win this election, frankly, we did win this election [ cheers and applause ] jimmy right, right. If they hadnt canceled the olympics this year, he would have won that too. [ laughter ] basically, his message last night in a nutshell was, we won a completely fraudulent election. We want all voting to stop. We dont want them to find any ballots at 4 00 in the morning and add them to the list, okay . Jimmy right, stop counting the votes [ laughter ] okay, stop counting the votes in the states where im ahead, and the states were not tallied up, keep counting, okay . Trump is planning to take this to the supreme court. He called for a recount in wisconsin. Until they told him he had to pay for it. He might not do that. Theyre filing lawsuits in michigan to try to stop them counting votes. And hes sending Rudy Giuliani to philadelphia to try to do something about the results in pennsylvania. Whatever they are. Thats right, recount dracula is on the way to pennsylvania. [ laughter ] they better watch out. This is unbelievable. Tonight we wrote, we have claimed for electoral vote purposes the commonwealth of pennsylvania, which wont allow legal observers, the state of georgia, and the state of north carolina, each one of which has a big trump lead, additionally, we hereby claim the state of michigan if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped ballots as has been widely reported. Hes claiming the votes in four states he didnt win. You cant claim the votes. This is the electoral college. Its not baggage at an airport carousel. [ laughter ] donald trump is losing, and surprisingly, even though he isnt, his supporters are handling it pretty well. We are not prepared to give that number now come on, come on skewed the election covering up the bidens stealed this election, the media is covering it up we want freedom for the world give us our freedom buyens covering up this election, hes stealing it where were we . What was the last question . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy that is some lucky relative gets to sit next to him at thanksgiving this year. [ laughter ] in his defense, the Biden Crime Family stole his sleeves and his teeth. [ laughter ] so failure is in the magasphere. Im very happy and relieved that it looks like were finally sending this monster back to maralago. But im also [ cheers and applause ] yes, go ahead. Im also shocked that it was this close. How could i mean, we reunited the cast of every movie and tv show ever made to win this election. It is unimaginable to me that close to half of American Voters saw what this man has done to this country over the last four years, how he kowtowed to vladimir putin, he cozied up to kim jongun, he alienated us from our allies, he put children in cages, he villainized the free press, he hid his tax returns, he tear gassed peaceful protesters, he pardoned all his criminal buddies, he extorted ukraine, he misled us about covid, he dismantled the Pandemic Response team, he dismantled health care, he called neonazis very fine people, he tired a neverending parade of imbeciles, he lied, he lied, he lied, then he lied some more, he is a liar and a cheat who wants them to stop counting thousands of legitimate votes, and almost half of us are apparently okay with that. Half of us want to keep it going for four more years. Which, listen, i dont care what you think of joe biden. If joe biden stopped by my house every morning to key my car and pee in my pool . Still be no question which one of them id vote for. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy none. I mean, what more did donald trump have to do to show us that hes insane and not fit to lead this country . I feel like i overestimated the american people. And i underestimated the village people. [ laughter ] fortunately, there have been some glimmers of sanity from the other side. Many of the president s hype men were unhappy with his speech last night. But no one was more upset than the newspeople who had to stay up until 3 00 in the morning to cover it. Duty bound to point out when he says, we did win this election, weve already won, that is not based in the facts at all. Votes are still being counted. This is disinformation and misinformation on a level that has not been seen from the president ial podium in the east room of the white house in my lifetime. This is why people are boarding up the stores. What President Trump just said was undemocratic and false and premature. This is an extremely flammable situation and the president just threw a match into it. Jimmy yeah. Can you believe this guy did exactly what hes been saying he would do . For months now . Not only has he been saying it for months, this is from october of 2016. I will totally accept the results of this great and historic president ial election if i win. Jimmy okay. Not a lot of room for interpretation there. Donald trump is going to make the end of this as difficult and painful and damaging to this country as he possibly can. Because he cant admit hes a loser. He has to have an excuse. He kept it going this morning. He was orange flagged by twitter repeatedly today, once for this tweet. Last night i was leading, often solidly, in many key states, in almost all instances democrat running controlled. Then one by one they started to magically disappear as surprise ballot dumps were counted, very strange. Yes. Its very strange how the results of an election can change once the ballots are counted. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its almost supernatural. You know, if theyd just stop counting the votes when he was in the lead, this would be fine, he would have won and ill tell you another thing. If theyd stopped the fight in rocky iii after the first two rounds, kluber lane would have kept his title, he was winning on points. Heres the bottom line. Donald trump is going to serve another term, we just dont know whether it will be in washington or in prison yet. [ cheers and applause ] the inside word is, trump is not taking this well. Lets begin with chief White House Correspondent john roberts live on the north lawn. John, theres a lot to get to. There is, dana. And breaking in the last couple of minutes as well, things moving fast and furiously four more years, four more years the Trump Campaign has filed a lawsuit in the state of michigan jimmy well, there goes the security deposit. Meanwhile, joe biden, he gave a speech last night too. He told everyone to remain calm and stay in their cars [ laughter ] while all the votes are counted. So the president and even democracy hangs in the balance. We know one thing for sure, the internet is terrible and caused all of this. Social media is trying to kill us. So tonight as we near the end of an exhausting election, we asked some wellknown names from the world of politics to read some of the worst things ever written about them. With that we give you an allnew politics edition of mean tweets. [ cheers and applause ] Bernie Sanders seems like the type of guy whod return a single piece of fruit to walmart and hold up the line for an hour. Well, not quite, but i do hope that the workers of walmart can eventually earn a living wage with decent benefits. Elizabeth warren is what happens when jan brady grows up. If templeton the rat from charlottes web had a successful rat cousin he hated for being an unctuous slimeball, it would be ted cruz. Andrew yang has terrible hair and cant be president. Its not fair but its the truth. Have you seen our current president s hair . Anthony scaramucci is what happens when cold lasagna served on a sopranos dvd makes a wish upon a star to be a real boy. Somebody was on serious drugs writing that one. Nancy pelosi probably has the same five napkins in her purse for the last 25 years. That comes from p uch corybooker has the iq of a dog turd. If john kerrys head were be carved on a mountain, it would be actual size. Mt. Rushmore, here i come. Dear al franken, you werent funny then, and youre not funny now, in fact, youre not good enough, youre not smart enough, and gosh darn it, no one likes you. Call back to a character. Im not the kind of person who collects and stores cat piss, for starters, i dont even any cats, but if i were, i guarantee it would take hulklike strength to keep me from throwing collected stored, warmedup cat piss into john kasichs face. Youre kind of sick, arent you . Mayor pete looks like howdy gooddy if howdy gooddy was a [ bleep ] narc. realdonaldtrump, to show you how dishonest the Mainstream Media is, i used the word little to describe corrupt congressman little adam schiff. Low ratings cnn took the hyphen out and said i spelled the word little wrong. A small but neverending situation with cnn. First of all its not a hyphen. But secondly, what the [ bleep ] . Youre the president of the United States. mikebloomberg saying hes running for president is like finding out nickelback is playing the super bowl halftime show. I like nickelback. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think that goes a good way toward explaining a lot. We got a good show for you tonight. 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Cause wendys has your new breakfast love with a freshcracked egg on every sandwich and crispy oven baked bacon. Youll be telling everybody about the new breakfast youre seeing at wendys. Hurry in for the breakfast of your dreams today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight, the newly reelected senator from new jersey, cory booker, is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, this guys good. This is his album, called all rise. Music from Gregory Porter. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, have you had a few drinks tonight . Guillermo i had four shots, jimmy, im nervous. Im nervous. I pray were going to win, were going to win [ cheers and applause ] we just need nevada. Nevada, we win. Jimmy yeah, all right. Well, very good. Guillermo should i bring you a shot . Jimmy what . You realize youre talking like three times louder than usual, right . [ laughter ] guillermo yeah. Its okay, dont worry. [ laughter ] jimmy no, im going to wait until its final before i get you know. Guillermo yeah, maybe we should celebrate in your house. Jimmy yeah, you can come over. Guillermo yeah, i will for sure. [ laughter ] molly . Hey jimmy im driving. Guillermo yeah. Jimmy tomorrow night on the show, David Duchovny and the bachelorette will be with us with music from john pardy. Pard. Our first guest spent seven seasons in a fictional washington, d. C. That seemed crazier than the real one. Shes with us to calm us down. Please welcome Kerry Washington [ cheers and applause ] hi, kerry. Hi, jimmy. Jimmy how are you doing . I love this verg of guillermo. Jimmy drunk guillermo, postshow guillermo. Guillermo im so happy, kerry, were going to win i agree, im with you. Jimmy tell us how youre feeling right now. Im feeling mostly really im feeling a lot of things, like a lot of us. One thing im really proud of is how Many Americans showed up. Like more americans voted in this election than ever before. More people voted for joe biden than any other president in u. S. History. So despite covid, despite voter suppression, despite intimidation, we showed up at the polls. And im really proud of that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were you surprised at all yeah. Jimmy by how close it was . You know i mean, the metaphor ive been using a lot with friends is that leading up to election day, it felt like we were all awaiting the results of a biopsy. I read that on twitter somewhere and i was like, i relate to that. I love what you tweeted about, sort of being in surgery while youre awake. That too. Jimmy yeah, it felt like that it really did. Yeah, it really did. But i think, you know, when youre awaiting the results of a biopsy, its because you need to find out how serious the cancer is, right . We got to see, we are dealing with some serious cancers in this country with racism and misogyny and homophobia antisemitism, selfishness, materialism jimmy and these are just the things donald trump puts on his tinder profile. [ laughter ] exactly. So its great to be able to see it. Once you get that result from the doctor, then you can make a plan. So we can see whats out there. We know what were dealing with. And we fight, you know. Not literal fight. We stay calm and peaceful. But we can have a strategic plan. Jimmy you worked very hard on this election. At least, it seemed like that to me. It really seemed like it was a fulltime job for you. My husband said the same thing. It was like, you have another job, as if you dont already have a job. I was working really hard on it, yeah. Jimmy good for you for doing that. I think you might have visited more cities this week than joe biden did. Where were you . I was over the past two weeks ive been in i was in north carolina, arizona, and michigan. Jimmy north carolina, arizona, michigan. And when you get there, like what do you say to people . Are you meeting with volunteers . Are you speaking in front of a group . What are you doing, exactly . Well, its all different in covid time. Because everybodys Wearing Masks and youre six feet apart from folks. But yeah, i was, you know just really i spent a lot of time cheering on the volunteers. Because you have so many people on the ground. Community organizers who are going out there, encouraging people to know how much their vote matters. So it was really like cheering on those folks to say, its one thing to vote, its another thing to really get in the trenches and do the work. And i am so grateful because i dont live in a swing state that people are willing to do that work in swing states. Not just to like say, vote for this guy. But to say to voters, you matter, your vote matters. For democracy to work, we need you to show up, to every single person. Jimmy where did you watch the coverage yesterday . On my couch. Jimmy at home. Yeah. Jimmy did you eat a whole bag of halloween candy, like i did . [ laughter ] i did. Its so bad that theres so much candy right now in my house, not good. Jimmy did your kids watch with you . Were they watching this as it went on . So they not really. We didnt have it on all day. We tried to keep it just on our personal devices all day. But we do talk a lot about it. We talk a lot about the election in my house. And they actually did their own election at school where they were voting for the best dessert. So they were Walking Around on tuesday with i voted stickers too, but their stakes were a little bit lower. Strawberry ice cream, sugar cookies, brownies. A different stake. Jimmy the pumpkin pie didnt win yesterday, thats for sure. [ laughter ] kerry, as far as thanks, guys. [ laughter ] as far as i think when i tell a particularly stupid joke, you laugh just to rub it in, right . To call attention to it . [ laughter ] because you know what, i have to say, we had the television on. And you know, of course our kids are like, could we watch something that we want to see . We try to explain whats going on. But we dont really know what to say when we see donald trump the kids are aware that were not fans. But we dont like to say curse words in front of them. We dont want to scare them, really. Because it can be scary when your kid, you think about who the president of the country is and what that represents to like a 6yearold. So how do you handle that with your kids . I mean, we do talk about bad guys and good guys. You know, they know what superheroes are, and they know that in our house, superheroes are the people who vote and the people who work at the polls and the people who community organize and leave the world a better place. And bad guys are people who i havent been this specific with them, but separate families, take away health care. But i have said they were asking a lot when we were getting on planes to go all these places, because obviously were not traveling a lot in covid. And what i said to them was, we really want to go places to help people know how important their voice is and that they need to vote. Because the reason the person is in the white house is there now is because not enough people voted. And our kids were like, why didnt they vote . We said, they didnt know how much they mattered. So we do, we try to talk about it in ways that are not scary. But my mom used to take me into the polling booth with her when i was a kid. And it was like i thought she was oz. Because she went behind these curtains and she pulled levers. And i was like, my mom is magic she has all this power so we try to keep them involved. Jimmy my daughter yesterday was looking at the news and she saw donald trump. She goes, whats his real name . [ laughter ] my wife said, well what do you mean . Its donald trump. She goes, oh. But whats his last name . She said, its trump. She goes, his first name is donald . [ laughter ] i think the duck is the only place she knows it otherwise. So thats as deep as we got with the kids. Good, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy i think youre ahead of us in that category. Kerry, were going to take a break. Be right back, more with Kerry Washington when we return. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by lg wing. There he is. Mark lets go. Dont trip. Were gonna leave without ya. Dont spill those drinks. And we gotta get going. Yea buddy. Did you get extra napkins . Napkins . Lets go he forgot the napkins again . Theres a meal for every moment at mcdonalds. Especially when you buy one of your faves and get another for just a dollar. Especially when you buy one of your faves and get another blackdeals gone in a flash. That was black friday then. This. Is black friday now. Target has deals all november. With new deals each week, instore and on target. Com. 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Is that why you and mom go to the airport like three hours early ahead of time . No, no. My daughter and my soninlaw have really given us a difficult time. [ laughter ] jimmy that is gary washingt washington, Kerry Washington and dad earl. A guy who likes to be there well in advance of when he needs to . If he could sleep there the night before, he would. Not in an airport hotel, just on his luggage by the mcdonalds. [ laughter ] jimmy you mentioned your mom taking you into the voting booth. Did your dad get you interested in civics and being a good citizen and those things . I remember when i was 18, my parents took me to dinner to celebrate that i could vote. Its a buying deal in my family. My dad leaned over and he said, you know you never, ever have to tell anybody who youre voting for. And i was like, cool. Then he was like, who are you voting for . Hes always been invested. Jimmy have you ever voted differently from your parents . Huh. I dont think so. Which is funny, because i think of myself as being, like i dont know, more progressive, or like you know, more badass somehow. But i think mostly weve voted the same way. I remember, though, when barack obama was running, they were really scared for him. Like they were of a generation that was worried that something would happen to him. So i remember like really encouraging them to embrace this moment and know that it was possible. Jimmy and let him make that decision for himself, i guess, yeah. Yes, yes. Jimmy you spoke at the Democratic National convention in august, i think. And while you were speaking, you talked about your eighth grade history class. Then i understand your teacher from that class got in touch with you on twitter. Which i assume she was excited . She was thrilled. It was so funny, because i actually remember when i was going through the script, they said that i had learned it in sixth grade and i was like, no, people might be watching who know, we should say it was later. Then she was watching. Like she and she was so excited that i actually it had an impact on me. Like i really think about that preamble of the constitution a lot. Its very meaningful for me, those first three wards. Jimmy its all you could ever ask for as a teacher, really, that a student was listening and carried on with what you taught them. Especially a history teacher. Well, i think i was so i think what really hit me in that class was this idea of learning. Its true that when they wrote the constitution, they said we, the people. But it was really just white guys with property. Even poor white guys werent included in the we, the people. And weve fought throughout history for that we, the people to be more and more and more of us. I think it had an impact on me, that im part of we, the people. Jimmy what grade did you get in her class, do you remember . I think it was eighth grade. Jimmy no, what letter grade . What grade i dont know. I was like an a, b student, so it was probably in there. Jimmy before we go, i want to ask you, because you know things. What can we do now . The election is yeah. Jimmy essentially over, we voted, we did all what next . Well i think the most important thing we can do right now is be patient. Right . Like we have to just wait while the votes are counted. Its really important that we trust our local election officials. This is really going the way we thought it was going to go, even down to the current resident of the white house. His reaction is what we thought it was going to be. So were prepared for this. We need to really be patient, let the votes be counted. This is not a time for protests at this moment. This is a time to have faith in the system. And even when we feel like we might be nervous to have faith in the system, we can have faith in each other and holding those systems accountable. So stay calm. Stay in community. Dont believe everything you hear on the internet. Make sure you get your information from trusted sources. And know that we these people, these elected officials, they work for us. When we pay our taxes, we pay their salaries. Those of us who pay our taxes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] were the boss, right . Were the boss. Jimmy thanks, kerry. Thanks for all your work, for taking this on as a second job. And i love your artwork too. Youve really done some incredible things on the bulletin board. Its not as advanced as you would think for a woman in her 40s. But i try. [ laughter ] sxwlt important thing is youre enjoying yourself. Kerry washington, everybody [ cheers and applause ] thank you, kerry. Well be back with senator cory booker. Now, theres skyrizi. 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Jimmy congratulations. I appreciate that. Rosario was a little concerned that pot might have done better than me in the last election. Jimmy you won you didnt even have to sweat, did you . You won relatively easily. You know, theres only two ways to run for office. Unopposed or afraid. And so no matter what, you take it seriously, you go out and earn every vote. I feel incredibly grateful to new jersey for giving me this chance. Jimmy do you even remember who you ran against at this point, or is it just gone . [ laughter ] i do on election night. Jimmy that must be fun to make that call, right . I you know what, we cannot lose our common humanity in all of this. Jimmy oh. No matter how hard it is, i think having a private conversation with somebody and affirming that were fellow americans is really important. So these are conversations all throughout my career that ill never forget. Jimmy this is why i asked you to be on the show tonight, because you manage to be positive and stay positive even through things that are not at all positive. And i admire that. I think thats a great way to live life for sure. And its probably why you got reelected so easily. Yeah, well look, i never want to be one of these people that says, oh, its all sunshine and rainbows. Its not. Were in the middle of the fourthlargest mass casualty event in american history. We have death rates rising. Our economy is on its knees with americans i mean, 40 of American Families with children are food insecure, dont know where their next meal is going to come from. Positivity is not ignoring those realities. I think being of positive Energy Speaks to them, but then decides that i always say, hope is the act of conviction, that despair wont have the last word. Recognizing what is the reality, then deciding that despite that im going to keep fighting, keep pushing, keep working. Jimmy speaking of hope and despair, last night i assume you were watching the returns and keeping an eye on the president ial election. You did a lot of work for joe biden, kamala harris, to help them win this race. Did you feel any sense or did you get sick, did you get nauseated, or were you confident throughout that torturous process of who voted for what, where . What i love about joe biden, they were plain about what the process was going to be. That this was not going to be an election moment, it was going to be an election where counting all the votes was going to take time. I never saw their pathways closing off. I didnt have that very sick feeling i had in 2016 where i did see, disappearing quickly, pathways to the presidency. Now it just seems very clear to me, especially just listening to the rhetoric. Joe bidens like, lets count every vote. Im confident that we have a pathway. Donald trump is already, before the voting even the counting stopped, calling it rigged, trying to challenge counting the votes, really demonstrate hog he and is how hes been for the last four years. So i am confident in joe bidens victory, his pathway there. I am excited that for the second election in a row where donald trump was on the ballot, millions more americans voted against him than voted for him. Im excited joe biden will go down in history. More people have voted for joe biden now in this election, as of now were still counting votes than in any election in the history of our country, including the last winner, barack obama in 2008. This was a resounding rejection of an incumbent president. We dont kick out firstterm president s that often. So theres a lot to be affirmed on. But i think back to the point you were making earlier about our attitude as a nation, we still cant discount that donald trump before the days over will still also have 60 million americans that voted for him. These people are not our enemy, they are, in fact, our brothers and sisters. They are people that we need. And we have to, in the road forward, really think about how we can be a part of a revival of civic grace and find ways to say, you know what, im going to stand my ground on health care, im going to stand my ground on raising minimum wage and climate change. But it is not mutually exclusive from still going out and trying to find Common Ground in america. Because we have a common pain right now all over our country, but weve lost that sense of common purpose. The only way weve ever done big things, from mapping the human genome to going to the moon, is bringing together those uncommon american coalitions. Like Hidden Figures with white male astronauts. We have got to find a way. Our biggest challenge now is to put more indivisible back into this nation. [ applause ] jimmy that is going to be a very big challenge for sure. You must know donald trump, living in new jersey. Yeah. Jimmy i would imagine hes somebody you knew fairly well before all of this. I very well. He was one of those folks that you couldnt not know. As i came up in new york politics and new jersey politics, i learned a lot about him. Jimmy so when he says something like, cory booker is going to ruin the suburbs, does that hit you on a i mean, i assume youre not manning to do that, right . No, no, im not. Jimmy does that hit you personally . You go hey, youm me, you know that is not thats not going to happen . Well, you know, hes attacked such great americans. From john mccain to joe biden. And to be even john lewis, for crying out loud. He was attacking. So to be in that number of people that somehow occupy space in his mind where he was tweeting about me and talking about me in the rallies, thats a good company to be in. Jimmy will you visit him in prison . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i look. My favorite moments i dont know if you heard this, but i ran for president last year. Jimmy yeah, i remember that. One of my favorite moments in my campaign was in iowa, running for the state. Big guy sees me, dude, i want you to punch donald trump in the face. I looked at the guy, dude, thats a felony. We are not going to beat him by being like him. He yells, lock people up. We do not. He wants to hijack this democracy, lurch us authoreds authoritarianism, lead by demeaning, degrading, dividing. We have got to be light workers in this moment. We didnt beat bull conner because we became like him. We didnt bring bigger dogs and bigger fire hoses. We had geniuses of activism, artists of activism, who called expanded the countrys moral imagination. And thats what we need right now. So god bless him. Im so happy that he is in his final hours as president of the United States. He will be lame duck for weeks and then out. But the question is not about him. This has never been a referendum on who he is. This has always been a referendum on who we are. And we cannot let that man ever drag us so low as to indulge regularly in hate, even if its hating him. Were better than that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Recreational Cannabis has been you advocated for Recreational Cannabis becoming legal in your state. Will you celebrate that . [ laughter ] i want you to know theres somebody here hi. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know what she was more excited to do, vote for me as a new new jersey resident or vote for marijuana. I dont know whats more popular. You know, i just i was sad not to be able to vote in california. There were such incredible propositions and measures to vote for, which passed and im so grateful for. But i came here, and i got to vote for my man, and i got to vote for marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a goodlooking couple you guys are. Thank you for your time. Thank you for everything you do. Thank you for being so positive. And you will help him drag us out of the white house if we must, right . Rosario, i know you will. Everything youre saying about i always say, what a person says about another person is more a reflection of who they are jimmy thats right, im a monster. Youve been four years of phenomenal, from your sons tragic challenges, through this process you have helped us laugh when we were hurting, you help us to heal through your humor. Im just so grateful for who youve been. Jimmy very kind, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, i appreciate that. Thank you, cory booker, senator again. Rosario dawson. Well be right back with Gregory Porter dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. 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Holland oh Mister Holland you always treat me right mists Mister Holland you alwas treat me right now Mister Holland thank you mr. Holland thank you Mister Holland oh oh thank you Mister Holland tonight, President Trump and joe biden locked in a ballot battle. The count is finished, we believe we will be the winners. We won states that we werent expected to win. Now the painstaking task, tallying outstanding votes in swing states. Plus one recordbreaking moment. Senator harris and i are on track to win more votes than any ticket in the history of this country. But is the path to victory narrows for the president , can he baseless allegations of fraud change the course . This is a fraud on the american public. This is an embarrassment to our country. This special edition of nightline, your voice, your vote, will be right back