Jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. We are excited to be joining you. I cant even tell you. Tonight my, assignment on our program,ehkcleese,i owz ladies. [applause] very excited to have him on. But first, i didnt get a chance to watch the midterm elections last night. [laughter] so i dont, you know, how did it go . A huge night for the gop. Jon lookingthe term shella [laughter] byte way, that is the new congressional seal. [laughter] feel free to print it out. Put it on your backpack to show people your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican.
Show. Im jon stewart. We are excited to be joining you. I cant even tell you. Tonight my, assignment on our program,ehkcleese,i owz ladies. [applause] very excited to have him on. But first, i didnt get a chance to watch the midterm elections last night. [laughter] so i dont, you know, how did it go . A huge night for the gop. Jon lookingthe term shella [laughter] byte way, that is the new congressional seal. [laughter] feel free to print it out. Put it on your backpack to show people your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now th
People your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now the Red Man Group having lost of two. Children will learn valuable lessons from red. The only territory democrats retained is that painful sexual frustration will still be known as blue balls. Unfortunately its the only area democrats. We dont have a graphic of blue balls, huh . [laughter] nothing . i elephants [bleep] came up with blue balls. No, no. You got to be a photo of a kid somewhere going. [laughter] and yes, fox news was afire celebrating with they had fireworks. They ha
Its not good, might be excellent, wait a second, its trading down, lets go over the quarter again, maybe theyll explain things on the call or does the market have it wrong . There. Thats an accurate depiction what you hear behind the scenes during earnings heavy days like this one. Day where the dow gained 62 points, nasdaq climbed 4. 17 . Earnings season, earning season is a mad house and for the one week at the very height of each period right now, its a mad house where the guards have been locked up and the inmates have taken over the asylum. House of pain for 48 weeks out of the year, theres enough time for you to think before you make a judgment. But for four weeks a year where we are overwhelmed with earnings report, this week, you are up against terrible odds and making mistakes is all too easy. So how do you make things better . How do you handle the pressure during the height of earnings season . First thing, you avoid the battlegrounds those are total nowin situations. Right
Easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now the Red Man Group having lost of two. Children will learn valuable lessons from red. The only territory democrats retained is that painful sexual frustration will still be known as blue balls. Unfortunately its the only area democrats. We dont have a graphic of blue balls, huh . [laughter] nothing . i elephants [bleep] came up with blue balls. No, no. You got to be a photo of a kid somewhere going. [laughter] and yes, fox news was afire celebrating with they had fireworks. They had a hoe down. They had grins capable of eating massive amounts of [bleep] the to know me. Pepper has no clothes. We posted this to facebook and your comments are rolling in. Jon and then were going to play farmville. On the other network, the only suspense was whether or not john king as he was working his