shape:they re not going to take care of themselves. they re going to try to play themselves into shape. that s when injuries happened. there is no lockout in on-line football. right? there is no lockout. vaseline men, so when i shake your hand, i don t go oh, and we have a keep your grip challenge on line. and it s really just an interactive game. i m talking a little smack to you. i m trying to motivate you at the same time. you re a motive ating guy. yeah, yeah! and trying to get you, you have to go through the game and hold the football and try to get you to drop it. and try to encourage you at the same time. do you believe that with you behind vaseline, chafing will be old news for americans. it will for you. i ll send you a nice case. case of vaseline! you look like you chafed a lot. what can i say? i have dry patches on my thighs. i will say that. you have dry patches where? on my thighs. brian, you re fired! you ll sit and talk about dry patches on your