Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Results
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Ah! The sweet, sweet smell of the offseason where the Minnesota Timberwolves fanbase live like kings. Now that we’ve had a couple weeks to return from Cancún (or do y’all vacation at Lake Minnehaha?), it’s time to revisit those ol’ report cards that you all filled out.
Will the Timberwolves escape being academically disqualified since their semester 1 probation?
(Note: Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 data was collected by 5/20)
Karl-Anthony Towns
The fact that
Karl-Anthony Towns was able to survive till the end of the season without a mental breakdown is worth an A grade alone. However his consistent domination continued even through his difficult year where even Canis Hoopus felt he earned an A-. KAT was beginning to truly shine under
Remembering the Timberwolves’ GOATs
What better way to open the offseason than by remembering the good the Timberwolves have brought us?
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While you could look forward with angst, and possibly hope (if your soul is one this franchise has yet to claim), to the NBA Draft Lottery (which is three weeks from today), you should instead keep reading to take a trip down the Minnesota Timberwolves’ franchise GOAT lane.
Today, we’re recalling the greatest Timberwolves team, player and in/off-season moments of all-time. The common awardees have been rehashed time and again, so we’re going to have some fun with it.
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Man-To-Man: Matching All 45 U.S. Presidents With Their Timberwolves Equivalents By HumdingerTV on Feb 15, 2021, 12:32pm CST 21
The history of the American president is one of cyclical, renewed promise, usually followed by depressing, but predictable, disappointment. Despite the nearly constant letdown, hope springs eternal when our population is given the opportunity to draft a new leader. It is a pattern that is mirrored in the history of the Next Great Hope for the Minnesota Timberwolves. Throughout the decades of their existence, the Wolves have held up new candidates each season to carry the team to the promised land of relevance. Rarely have they reached it.