Another big night of politics in the United States tonight. From philadelphia, where liberty was born and the fresh prince was raised, the Democratic National convention, night three of the dnc, featuring president obama and Vice President biden. Thats right, now that we got all the boring speeches out of the way, here comes uncle joe biden on a harley with short shorts and the no shirt on, firing everybody up. But of all the many luminaries who spoke today, i believe my opinion the most powerful speech of the night came from the reverend jesse jackson. I wail hear their prayers, forgive their sins, heal the land, its healing time, its hope time, its hillary time, its healing time, its hope time, its hillary time, its healing time, its hope time, its hillary time, its healing time, its hope time, its healing louder, its healing time, its hope time jimmy he forgot hammer time, i think. Healing time. That was impressive. Ive never seen anybody remix himself before. Hillary clintons choic
To be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss he did. Trump arrived atop a goldplated elephant firing bedazzled make America Great tshirts into the crowd. Not really. But its
Thanks for coming. Glad youre here. We have a lot to get to. Have we sung the National Anthem yet . Has that happened . [ laughter ] we have so much to get to. Starting with day two of the Democratic National convention in hilladelphia. Hillary clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesnt win thats going to look great on her resume. The theme of the convention tonight was a lifetime of fighting for children and families, which is definitely better than a lifetime of fighting children and families, which makes you realize the word for can make a very big difference. Bill clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if hillary wins, it will be interesting to see because bill clinton would be our nations first first man. Which is interesting.
Watching. Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, causing unusually high temperatures, expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So, dont go to some of those states. And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. And president obama writing, drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in los angeles . And donald trump tweeting, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, the sun is a big fat loser. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, he finally kissed himself. Throwing make America Great tshirts into the crowd, not really, but its kind of believable, right . When he finished his speech, they dropped 125,000 balloons, poor Chris Christie spent all day blowing them
Thanks for coming. Glad youre here. We have a lot to get to. Have we swung the National Anthem yet . Has that happened . We have so much to get to. Starting with day two of the Democratic National convention in hilladelphia. Hillary clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesnt win thats going to look great on her resume. The theme of the convention tonight was a lifetime of fighting for children and families, which is definitely better than a lifetime of fighting children and families, which makes yous. The word for can make a very big difference. Bill clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if hillary wins, it will be interesting to see because bill clinton would be our nations first first man. Which is interesting. Weve had a first m