it s like walking into a group of guys with the same disappointed look that you have his there are no women there. it s the other side of i don t give a dam anymore. it s like gravity. it s not really appealing to them. it s like a sausage fest of guys who are all staring at the door and watching each other to make sure they are looking at each other. it s like using the bathroom at the crowded. do you know what i m saying? i don t want to sit down to a meal, i mean where do you put the napkin and? greg: actually is word do you keep the wall at? is the question i know one answered. i will get it. no. greg: i think we should probably wrap this up.
extra years i have someone else s hair strapped onto my head to be accessible into society. have you ever had to sit at your desk and wait for no one to be looking at you so you can put a up your sleeve and walked to the bathroom because you can t talk about having your period. you have to whisper it having your period. do you have a? it s like you murdered someone because you have a functioning female body and apparently that is somehow disgusting. [applause] greg: the part that i thought was the funniest was my cat said she was accepted in society. i m think i m accepted more worth of fake hair than without. greg: next week show, no fake hair.
for it. why dipped in sauce if you re just going to dipped in company anyway. i hate to be the guy but the chicken fingers usually come with coke. greg: you would be graydon shark tank. i don t understand why you don t need a sauce for this and for that reason i am out. can i go one step further? why do you even need to dip it? just drink the soda after you take a bite of chicken. greg: for that reason i am out. kat? i think she should host the oscars. the only problem is she will have two too explained to the actress is what chicken fingers are. they will be like what s put? you know that song is annoying
yes, yes. greg heroes is about people who inspire me to guess they make fearless choices in this week s hero turning chicken soda and a chicken salad. you may remember alexa greenfield who is paraded on twitter for doing nothing more than sitting at the u.s. open dipping chicken fingers and a cup of cola. oh the holy that rains down on her. a felony, call the cops. psychopath. did she let them when? alexa is launching a cola flavored dipping sauce and she wants all the haters to try it saying quote i think people will be surprised at how good it is. in 20 years no one will remember it was ever taboo. the best part she has now dropped the music video ahead of the launch of her new sauce.
greg: if you happen to come across to print sized orbs rolling across pennsylvania avenue please put them on ice and properly return them to jim acosta. this has been a public service announcement. [applause] greg: the crisis is now in circus. the media makes everything worse including even politics which is larded the worst thing ever. politics is the invisible gas removing nuance and compromises replacing both with what i call the president of two ideas. each side must pick their salad never leave so even if chuck agreed with trump it doesn t really matter here s the status element media makes it work worse by turning prison into a business model. there s no way in d.c. or new york times can make money if chuck and nancy agree with trump. compromise doesn t sell advertising. meanwhile this is made possible by two years of peace and